HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY:
ARIES (March 21-April 19). You have a dry way of delivering humor. They won’t all get you, but the ones who do will adore you even as your charm goes sailing over the heads of a less-astute audience.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). While it will be a joy to give in any way that is convenient, you will also go out of your way to give when it’s not. This will probably be a pain, but it’s the right thing to do and a testament to the depth of your generosity.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You accept scraps of attention when you deserve so much more. You deserve all manner of love — passionate, platonic, respectful, desiring, reverent, unconditional and beyond.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You’re slightly more sensitive and impressionable than you want to be this weekend. You’ll have a much better time if you insulate yourself from chronic whiners and complainers.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’re getting closer to figuring out what you really want. Order it up like you’re ordering a pizza, with great specificity. Why shouldn’t life give you the toppings you crave?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You’ve the wondrous imagination of a child. Use it to stretch your self-concept. Visualize yourself in various roles — a pilot, a parent, an inventor, an acrobat. What fits?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Your mouth can’t seem to form the words you think you should say. Maybe it’s because your head and heart don’t really agree. There’s a way to be honest and cooperative at the same time.
loves SCORPIO company, (Oct. but 24-Nov.it loves 21).a nurse Misery even more. Unless you’re qualified to take care of that miserable person, keep walking. This weekend is too beautiful to spend in a downer situation.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) .Do not fear success. Celebrate any shred of evidence that things are going your way. Think of everything good as a sign of even better things to come.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). The first question that will pop into your mind might be “Why?” But the question that will make your day go better is “How?” or, more specifically, “How can I make this work?”
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You’ll find yourself in a situation you haven’t prepared for, but that’s fine because you’re a brilliant improviser. You’ll fly by the seat of your pants and wind up at the same destination as the ones who are flying first class.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). To avoid becoming enslaved by the very things that are supposed to be helping you, don’t add anything to your life without testing it first. This could be about technology, teachers, employees, services or possessions.
IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY: Your luck will be mysterious at the top of your solar return, and it will be difficult to tell the direction your fortunes are headed. Assume it’s all for the best, and seek smiling companions. January and March are ripe moments for investment, especially in your own education. April will bring a windfall. Capricorn and Gemini adore you. Your lucky numbers are 2, 29, 4, 15 and 19.