And where were Yogi and Boo-Boo?

A visitor to Yellowstone National Park left behind the following comment: “Our visit was wonderful, but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.”

IT’S A MYSTERY TO ME TOO, OFFICER … A heavily intoxicated man was found naked in the lobby of the post office in Allenton, Wis., at 4 o'clock in the morning. He told arresting officers that he didn't know where he was or how he had gotten there. He was also unsure as to why he was naked. Officers called someone he knew to come pick him up.

YOU GUYS ARE JUST SO HANDSOME; DON’T LOOK IN THERE! … Border patrol officers arrested a woman for smuggling after she aroused their suspicion by being “overly talkative” and aggressively flirting with them at the U.S.-Mexico crossing in Lukeville, Ariz. They searched her Mercedes and found 13 pounds of cocaine valued at $134,000.

IT SEEMS FITTING SOMEHOW … A man was killed trying to stop a brawl at a bar in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, so, to pay for his funeral costs, his friends held a fundraiser at another bar. While it was going on, a barroom brawl broke out.

SO WE HAD A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE … A man punched another guy in the face at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Manheim Township, Pa., then fled the scene on his motorcycle. He was caught because he had taken a picture of himself in the eatery's photo booth, and inadvertently left the snapshot behind.

HOW DID YOU CATCH ME? … A man broke into a guy's apartment in La Crosse, Wis., and stole his wallet and iMac computer, then went outside and stole his car. But the victim logged in to the Find My Mac app, and soon located all of the stolen goods, and the cops made an arrest.

LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON … A somewhat intoxicated man and woman were arrested for having sexual relations on the front steps of a church in Newport News, Va., at 6 o'clock in the afternoon.

SOMETIMES YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP QUIET … A man who was tired of getting tickets after being photographed trying to beat red lights near the Long Island Expressway used a pole to push the mounted cameras toward the sky. He was arrested because he bragged about it on Facebook.

HA HA, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? … A man tried to get out of a parking ticket in New York City by stealing the traffic officer's pen. It didn't work.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!? … A man returned to his mobile home in Bedford Township, Mich., at 1:50 a.m., and saw four burglars driving off with his stuff. So he followed the men and confronted them as they were loading his TV into a van. He took back his TV and called the cops.