FINALLY, IT’S QUITTIN’
I’m going down to the inauguration, and the greater the angst I see in D.C. this week, the more I’m going to enjoy myself.
They’re all gnashing their teeth, they’re mourning, they’re grieving, they’re ... they’re doing everything but giving up their phony-baloney federal sinecures, even though all these paper-shufflers and pencilpushers in Langley and Foggy Bottom said they were going to resign in protest against having an evil president from the Dreaded Private Sector.
Go ahead, quit. Make our day. All you pampered Valerie Plame-type hacks, see if you can find yourself another job where you can make $150,000 a year “telecommuting” from your nice $2 million home in the Beltway suburbs while never actually going to work, or working at all for that matter.
Somebody gave me a red “45” baseball cap yesterday. It’ll look great when I wear it on the Metro on Friday.
How ’bout that Toby Keith guy? Who needs Paul Anka when you got Toby singing?
Now U.S. Rep. Alcee Hastings says he’s not going to the inauguration. Alcee Hastings — who was removed as a federal judge after a sting by Winter Hill gangster H. Paul Rico. (You can’t make this stuff up.) And Rep. John Conyers — is his wife still in prison or was she pardoned by Obama too?
Let ’em all boycott the inauguration. If they don’t show, it just means more tickets for deplorables and bitter clingers who don’t have either Obamaphones or EBT cards.
America to the Beltway: Nobody ever felt our pain while Obama et al. were trying to wreck the USA these last eight years. Why the hell are we now supposed to feel sorry for you?
On their way out the door, in fact, Obama’s wrecking crew is still doing its damnedest for every terrorist and criminal menacing the American people. Headlines yesterday: “Obama Releases 10 More GITMO Detainees Just Before Leaving Office.”
“State Department Held Stress Workshops After Trump’s Win.”
“Obama agrees not to extradite U.S. fugitives from Cuba.” (This includes convicted Black Panther thug cop-killers.)
“Obama commutes sentence of Puerto Rican terrorist who murdered 4 in NY.”
“Obama to commute hundreds of federal drug sentences in final grants of clemency.”
So yesterday he cuts loose Bradley, er Chelsea Manning, who leaked national secrets to … WikiLeaks. But s/he is a “transgender woman,” so I guess that makes it okay. If only Bowe Bergdahl had decided to go the Bruce Jenner route, he too might be packing his gear to return home this morning …
Let ’em put out all the fake news they want on CNN. It’ll all be over in 48 hours. How much damage can they still do, although I probably shouldn’t be asking that question, not while Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is still out there in Florence, Colo., awaiting that call from the White House.
All together now: “Make America Great Again!”