WHAT, NO KEYSER SOZE?
At least Tom Brady's keeping a sense of humor about his swiped Super Bowl LI jersey — though the missing piece of NFL history is reportedly worth about $500G, and the purported purloiner, once pinched, could do some serious time in the pokey (up to 99 years, under Texas law).
But the New England Patriots QB decided to do a bit of sideline sleuthing himself, and posted a “Suspects Board” to his Facebook page yesterday.
In the hotseat: Jaws, the Crab People from “South Park,” the “guy who stole Khaleesi's egg,” Gollum, and Lady Gaga among others.
He's even unsure of “creepy me,” a courtroom rendering of himself from a Deflategate hearing in New York.
No. 12 also issued a warning to No. 11: “Hey Edelman “Ya suspect, yeah you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after that s@?# you pulled, you can bet l'll be looking into you!”
The plot thickens.