The bride will look back upon this day fondly

A guest sparked a major brawl at a wedding reception in Leichhardt, Australia, after he got drunk and started groping several women, including the best man's girlfriend. A half-dozen guys gave the guy a pounding before the cops showed up and put an end to it.

BUT A LOT OF THEM WERE SAYING, ‘OH, GOD!’ ... A sex club that opened up in Nashville got itself licensed as a church to get around zoning laws. City officials discovered this when law enforcement officers raided the place and didn't see anyone praying.

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, COPS EVERYWHERE ... A man was arrested for drunken driving after he pulled into the parking lot of the State Police Academy in Albany, N.Y., got out of his car and took a nap in the grass.

THE OFFICERS ALSO REQUESTED A BUNCH OF HOSTESS TWINKIES FOR SOME REASON ... Police raided a party in Plymouth Township, Mich., that a girl had thrown while her parents were out of town.

The home was so full of marijuana smoke that officers had to periodically step outside for fresh air.

WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT US? ... Two men who planned a smash-andgrab raid on a jewelers in Ramsgate, England, donned dark coats, ski masks and hoodies to conceal their identities. After circling the business several times on a moped at 9:30 in the morning, their bulky outfits were so conspicuous that four bystanders called the cops before they even got inside.

I KEEP SEEING CATS, DUDE, LOTS OF CATS! ... A drug addict brought her pet rat, named Snuggles, to the

police station because the animal ate heroin off a table in her home in Vancouver, British Columbia, and suffered an overdose.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT; CASE CLOSED ... A woman told police that as she passed a ventriloquist and his dummy outside a pub in Brinklow, England, the dummy made offensive sexual comments to her. The ventriloquist explained to officers that his dummy “doesn't talk” and therefore couldn't have made the remarks.

OOH, LOOK WHAT THE EASTER BUNNY LEFT ME ... A child was sent to school in Shawnee, Okla., with a marijuana cigarette accidentally placed in his Easter basket. This resulted in a raid at the child's home that resulted in 10 arrests for drug offenses.

BUT IT’LL TEACH THOSE MARSUPIALS A LESSON ... A man who tried to smoke some opossums out of his home in Lancaster, Pa., burned the place down.