Divas drawn to unusual dresses

[ CELEBS LEAP BEYOND BOUNDS OF GOOD TASTE ]

I believe it was Ophelia Bunion (of the Newport Bunions) who convinced her brothers Cyrano and Biff to gift their papa, Feral, with an experience for Father’s Day, instead of traditional presents. Their mother, my chum Gremolata, filled me in on the deets. “They’re so creative, my darlings! First, Feral will zip line over a canyon while strapped into a kayak, and land in some rapids, which he’ll navigate to a camp, where he’ll finish with a fire walk.”

“Sounds memorable,” I said. “Please tell me someone is shooting video.”

“And to think he asked for cuff links,” replied Gremmie.

Speaking of surprises, and not the good kind, get a load of the outfits I snagged during this week’s red-carpet stakeout.

Let me Hop on Pop first, and I’ll file my report:

i’m guessing an old relative said, “See you in the funny pages” to actress Cush Jumbo, without explaining that it was just an expression. HOP ON POP PRINTSTANT oz. apricot brandy 3⁄ 4 3⁄ oz. light rum 4 1⁄ oz. lime juice 4 Combine ingredients in a...

ap photoS ARTY at first i thought nicole kidman had a sunburn, but those wrist tutus declared that those sleeves were all part of a frock made in Beginning Crafts class.

HURRY UP this is what happens when you dress in a mad rush — Jackie Cruz’s ensemble started out as pants.

LEG IT When your boots are that high, are they pants by default? iggy azalea does the lookit-ma-leg pose in an upstaged gown.