Give her back her meds, she seems to need them
A woman started choking her boyfriend from behind while they were sitting in his truck in a parking lot in York County, Pa., after she read his emails and found out he was cheating on her. To get out of the attack, he bit her arm and threw one of her shoes out of the vehicle to get her to go after it. When she did, he drove off with her psych medications, which she later told police she wanted back.
OLD HABITS DIE HARD ... A man charged with stealing a car in Hartford, Conn., showed up to court in a stolen car.
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM ... An ice cream truck driver hit a rival ice cream guy with a shovel after the rival pulled into his usual selling spot in South Close, England.
COME AND GET ME, COPPER! ... Police arrested a convicted felon who was living in a vacant store in Orland Park, Ill., with two loaded pistols, 100 rounds of ammo and a bobcat.
TWO OF THE BASIC FOOD GROUPS ... A man brandishing a hatchet stormed into a store in Nashville, Tenn., and stole a can of Vienna sausages and some beef jerky.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU HAD A GOOD REASON ... A man rammed a stolen car into an airport terminal in Peoria, Ill., boarded an empty plane, and then came out and threw a brick through the rear window of the squad car of the county deputy who came to put a stop to it. He said he planned to steal the officer's car and drive it to Florida. He did it because he thought he was being chased by zombies. Drugs were said to be a factor.
YOU’RE A LITTLE LATE, BUB ... A burglar broke into a cafe in Sydney, Australia, then ran out and returned with a pair of underpants on his head to disguise himself from the surveillance camera — which had already filmed him.
IT’S TIME TO PAR-TAY!
... A van driver was pulled over in Cambridgeshire, England, because the vehicle's front end was suspiciously squished to the ground. This was because he was transporting 5,000 cans of high-test Polish lager. The van was 3,300 pounds over the legal limit.
TOTALLY! WORTH! IT!
... A student at a middle school in Austin, Texas, used his parents' credit card to pay a stripper to come to his school at 11:30 in the morning. The lady in question showed up at the address provided, and, when she saw that it was Gresham Middle School, called the front office and explained what happened. The student is facing “disciplinary action.”
WELL, WELL, WHAT HAVE WE HERE? ... Police uncovered a major marijuana growing farm inside a home in West Yorkshire, England, because heat from growing lamps melted the snow on the roof after a major storm. It was the only roof on the block that wasn't covered in snow.
SO THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING ... Police in Ontario have brought 144 charges against four people for a string of cottage, home and hunting camp break-ins in Renfrew County. Officers have recovered a “large quantity of stolen property.”