Scare up a festive Halloween dessert
It has come to this. What started centuries ago as a combination of a harvest festival and concerns that spirits could easily enter our world at this time of year has now developed into a holiday where people serve food that looks like cemeteries.
Trick-or-treating is important, too. Kids like their candy. Adults like to hand out candy if they can hang onto a little for themselves. Doughnuts and apple cider are a vital part of the Halloween celebration, as well, and so are costume parties where adults dress up like pregnant nuns or favorite characters from “Game of Thrones.”
But this year, cemetery food is where it’s at.
It’s theme eating at its finest, a dip or dessert that looks like it’s scary but really isn’t. Cemetery food is just a fun, Halloweenish way to nibble at a dessert or a dip and feel like you’re in the spirit of the season.
Emphasis on the spirit part. With cemetery food, the way it looks is more important than the way it tastes. If you can create an amusing representation of a graveyard, it doesn’t matter if it is made with chocolate pudding mix, Cool Whip and crushed Oreos.
Sounds terrible, right? On the other hand, it is made with chocolate pudding mix, Cool Whip and crushed Oreos. It sounds amazing, right?
And it kind of is, though you may wish you were eating a handful of mini-Snickers bars instead, because they are so much more healthful.
The pudding-Cool Whip graveyard scene comes from the folks at Kraft, who devised it as a way to use as many Kraft products as possible. I am not ashamed to play into such an obvious commercial ploy, because it tastes great and looks so cute.
This is decor, rather than cooking, so it takes almost no time to make. You begin by mixing milk and instant chocolate pudding. Be sure to use the instant pudding and not the stuff that you have to cook, because that will never set and it will turn into a soupy mess more horrifying than anything else you will see on Halloween.
Not that I would know. Ahem.
Anyway, you just mix the pudding goo with some Cool Whip goo and then mash up some Oreo cookies (Nabisco, which makes Oreos, is owned by the same company that owns Kraft, which makes Jell-O pudding and Cool Whip). You pour half of the cookie crumbs into the agglomerated goo and the other half on top.
All that’s left then is the decorating.
GHOSTS IN THE GRAVEYARD
2 (3.9 oz.) packages chocolate-flavored instant pudding
3 c. cold milk
1 (12 oz.) tub frozen dessert topping, such as Cool Whip, thawed and divided 15 Oreo cookies, crushed 3 (or more, optional) oblong vanilla creme sandwich cookies
Black decorating gel
5 candy pumpkins
10 candy corn pieces
Whisk together pudding mixes and milk in a large bowl until thoroughly combined. Let stand 5 minutes. Stir in 3 cups of the thawed dessert topping and half of the Oreo cookie crumbs. Spread into a 13-by-9-inch baking dish or casserole. Sprinkle with remaining Oreo crumbs.
Refrigerate 1 hour. Meanwhile, decorate vanilla sandwich cookies with decorating gel to resemble tombstones.
Insert decorated cookies into top of dessert just before serving. Add candies. Drop large spoonfuls of remaining thawed dessert topping to resemble ghosts.
Yields 18 servings. Per serving: 150 calories; 7g fat; 5g saturated fat; 1mg cholesterol; 2g protein; 20g carbohydrate; 12g sugar; 1g fiber; 156mg sodium; 57mg calcium.