What is it, officer? I’m in a bit of a hurry
Cops from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol and the local police department chased a guy and his passengers traveling westbound on Interstate 40 from McLoud, Okla., through Midwest City near Reno and Douglas when an officer forced him into a barrier, causing their vehicle to roll over. But it landed on its wheels, and the suspects continued the chase for several more miles before they pulled over and were arrested.
goD, no! Be reasonaBle! i’M Begging You! Men in Romulus, Mich., have received emails threatening the release of video footage from their own webcams of them watching pornography — a split-screen showing the actual X-rated clip along with their reaction as they viewed it — unless they pay up to $7,000. It turned out to be a scam, much to their relief.
Don’t lie to Me, lisa! i Can see right through You! An unemployed 36-year-old man in Jersey City, N.J., says he has been dating a ghost named Lisa for the past two years, but now the relationship is on the rocks as he fears she is cheating on him.
it Just Feels so gooD to sit DoWn … aieeee! Frogs, breeding in underground watercourses, have infiltrated the plumbing systems of homes in Chesterfield, England, and have started climbing up through the drains and into their toilets. Residents are said to be very nervous about answering the call of nature.
a VerY sPeCial DeliVerY: A postal worker was arrested for selling cocaine from her vehicle as she delivered mail along her route in Ashtabula, Ohio.
Who You Callin’ unstaBle!? A truck driver was fired from a hauling company in Chicago after only four days because he engaged in an argument over a vehicle assignment and was deemed unstable. So, he ran across the lot, jumped into a truck and slammed it into the owner’s car several times.
Mission aCCoMPlisheD, sir: Tired of raucous teenagers storming through his farm in Westminster, Md., in their all-terrain vehicles for the past month, the property owner got into his truck and intercepted three of them near his orchard. He then reached out his driver’s-side door and fired his handgun multiple times in the air, causing the lads to take off. He told arresting officers, “I want people to think I’m crazy around here.”
heY, What haVe i Done noW, Dear!? A man bought his wife a bouquet of flowers for Mother’s Day, but, despite the lovely gesture, she ended the day by hitting him repeatedly with the flowers at 1:30 in the morning as he lay in the bed of their Pinellas County, Fla., home.
that Potato salaD is Mine! A man pulled a gun on a guy during an argument at the deli counter of the Publix supermarket in Orlando, Fla., causing patrons and employees to run out of the building. A second man inside the store, hearing the commotion, drew his own weapon as protection for his life. The first guy fled, and the second guy was not charged.