Boston Herald

What do you mean you don’t think I’m a cop?!

- Through the looking glass Mike Pingree

A 60-year-old man was arrested twice in Bunnell, Fla., for impersonat­ing a police officer, using a badge to avoid paying a $2 toll. Two days after he was arrested the first time, he tried it again. This time, the toll booth attendant showed him a newspaper article about his previous arrest, so he put away the badge and paid the toll. He was arrested again later.

he prides himself on his customer service: A drug dealer was arrested in Simi Valley, Calif., after he was caught using a drone to deliver heroin to his clients.

How did you guys get here so Fast? A drunk driver was arrested for doing burnouts at about 2:30 a.m. in a parking garage directly above the police station in Adelaide, Australia. Alerted by the noise, officers went up there, and saw a large amount of smoke and smelled burnt rubber. He was charged with misusing a motor vehicle.

Wakey, Wakey, eggs and Bakey: A heavily intoxicate­d young man fell asleep in the McDonald’s drive-thru lane in Columbus, Ohio. When police arrived, the car was still in drive with the unconsciou­s man’s foot on the brake. The cops tapped repeatedly on the windows and windshield but failed to wake him up, so they start shaking the car. When that failed, they turned on their siren. One of the officers said, “I’ve never seen a guy this out.”

this Picture Definitely Won’t Be in the Wedding Album: A new bride was mortified when she realized that a picture of a wine glass that she had taken on her honeymoon — while in the nude — and posted on Instagram showed a reflection of her in all her glory. One of her friends tried to let her know before all of her followers saw the post, but the damage had already been done. “Seventy-four people saw my ****** ,” she said. “That’s 74 people and my husband’s mom too many.” looks like someone is Planning a Fun Weekend: A man broke into a grocery store in Minneapoli­s and stole 23 cases of Girl Scout cookies. Cops, responding to the burglar alarm, saw him trying to drive away. Officers searched his car and found two stolen license plates, bolt cutters, a used meth pipe, and a small amount of heroin in addition to the cookies.

How Did They Catch Us, I Wonder: Two women, who equipped their car with red and blue lights in their windshield and a siren, posed as police officers, pulled over a car in Sarasota, Fla., and made aggressive and derogatory statements to the driver and passengers. They were arrested after they livestream­ed the fake traffic stop on Facebook.

Arriving In Style: A man drove his family to a supermarke­t in Manchester, England, to do some shopping in a second-hand ambulance with the emergency lights flashing. Police seized the ambulance and charged him with driving while disqualifi­ed, without a license and without insurance and using a vehicle with unauthoriz­ed blue lights.

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