I’m pretty sure that one of those sheep gave me a dirty look
A shirtless man had a ferocious argument with his girlfriend at a gas station near Gleneagles, Scotland, which he ended by urinating on the side of their car, and then staggered drunkenly across the A9 highway to berate a flock of sheep. He told the court that he was so drunk that he had no recollection of the incident or why he decided to rebuke a field full of sheep.
is it ChillY tonight, oFFiCer, or is it Me? Police said that a woman they arrested for drunk driving after she drove her car into a ditch in Madisonville, Ky., had been listening to loud music and was naked from the waist down.
she WoulDn’t eVen Call it a reCoMMenDation:
A woman injured in a car crash in Pender Harbour, British Columbia, said in a lawsuit against her insurer that she took the speed limit sign as “a suggestion.”
the gun’s not Mine, so You Can’t Charge Me: Sheriff’s deputies confronted a man who was trying to get into the Magic Kingdom in Orlando with a gun in a black bag hanging around his neck. He said he was holding onto the gun for his sister, who has a concealed weapons license, but, since he is an ex-felon, does not have a gun permit himself.
giVe MY BaBY What he Wants … or else! A mother threatened to blow up her son’s high school in Cocoa, Fla., because the boy was not served extra food at lunchtime as he had demanded.
Just another night For our Men in Blue: Thieves stole some catalytic converters in Orange County, Calif., and then led police on a wild chase all the way to San Diego, continuing to flee even after police rammed the side of their van. They briefly traveled the wrong way on the freeway before making a U-turn and throwing the catalytic converters at pursuing officers. The cops finally stopped them by shredding their tires with spike strips.
things are tough out there, oFFiCer: A woman who was pulled over in Terra Alta, W.Va., with a large stash of methamphetamine in her backpack told police that she sold the drug “in order to make a living” because she was unable to find a job.
When transPorting Drugs, oBeY all traFFiC laWs:
A couple in a car full of drugs roared through a red light at 2:30 in the morning in Lincoln, Neb., and nearly collided with a police cruiser, leading the cops to pull them over. A search of their vehicle turned up 8.7 ounces of methamphetamine, 171 various types of prescription pills, 5.3 grams of psilocybin mushrooms, 2 glass pipes, and $400 in cash.
these guYs haVe a rather WhiMsiCal sense oF huMor:
Two men were arrested after they stole motor oil and threw it all over bathrooms at a number of convenience stores in Altoona and Hollidaysburg, Pa., because they said they thought it was funny.