Late Night Laughs: Around the White House

Porn star Stormy Daniels is suing President Trump for defamation for something he said in a tweet. When they heard this, Muslims, African-Americans, gays and Hillary Clinton said, “You can do that?” — Conan O’Brien

This week, former FBI Director James Comey said that he’s actually a big fan of Beyoncé. He said he first got into Beyoncé’s music when Hillary Clinton smashed his car windshield with a baseball bat. — Jimmy Fallon

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi raised over $ 15 million for Democrats in the first quarter of 2018. No word on how she raised the money [shows photo of wide- eyed Pelosi], but I’m going to guess she won it in a staring contest. — Seth Meyers

A source has told Axios that President Trump is triggered by the leaks about special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, and his instinct is always to be on the offensive. So yeah, real good time to meet with the leader of North Korea. Before he leaves, let’s also give him a bunch of Red Bull and remind him Hillary won the popular vote. — Seth Meyers

White House insiders say that President Trump feels comfortable with Rudy Giuliani because they’re from the same generation. Giuliani said, “We share common values like hard work, patriotism and ditching your first two wives.” — Conan O’Brien

President Trump said yesterday he is seriously thinking of creating a sixth branch of the military called the “Space Force.” They’ll patrol the distant reaches between him and Melania. — Seth Meyers

According to reports, White House chief of staff John Kelly has referred to President Trump as “an idiot.” But, remember, it’s OK for John Kelly to mock Donald Trump’s intelligence because he’s not a female comedian at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. — James Corden Source: www. newsmax. com