Chattanooga Times Free Press

Brain game

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A guy in the neighborho­od is really smart, but he’s arrogant and overbearin­g about how much he knows.

One day he approaches the neighborho­od blockhead and says, “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours, I will give you $5,000.” The idiot replies, “OK.” The genius asks, “How many continents are there in the world?”

The idiot doesn’t know and hands over $5.

The idiot says, “My turn. What animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?”

The genius tries hard to come up with the answer but finally admits defeat and hands over $5,000.

The genius says, “Dang it, I lost. What was the answer to your question?”

The idiot hands over $5.

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