Late Night Laughs: Around the White House

It’s been a busy few weeks for the president. Every day he gets to work, rolls up his sleeves and gives a new job to Jared Kushner. — Stephen Colbert

Jared Kushner, who of course is married to [President Donald Trump’s] daughter Ivanka, went to Iraq today, where he met with the Iraqi prime minister. Which is strange. Because Jared Kushner’s a real estate developer. He’s 36 years old. He has no experience dealing with foreign governments. This is a guy who negotiates rent. His job is to figure out how much it will cost to put a Dunkin Donuts on the first floor of an office building. — Jimmy Kimmel

Dennis Rodman has more foreign policy experience than Jared Kushner. So you have to wonder why the president would send him to a military operation in Iraq. There’s only one possible explanation:

I think the president might be trying to kill him. A lot of fathers don’t get along with their son-in-laws. If you’re president, you can throw a black bag over his head and ship him off to Iraq. — Jimmy Kimmel

So far, Kushner is in charge of brokering Mideast peace, negotiating the wall with Mexico, tackling America’s opioid epidemic, fixing the Department of Veterans Affairs, handling diplomacy with China, and dyeing the eggs for the White House Easter egg hunt. — Stephen Colbert

This weekend, Jared Kushner’s to-do list got even longer when he made a surprise visit to Iraq. He wanted to go somewhere with less sectarian violence than the White House. — Stephen Colbert

Source: www.newmax.com