Late Night Laughs: Around the White House

› Trump’s former campaign manager, Paul Manafort, was charged with fraud, tax evasion and money laundering as part of the Russia investigation. I don’t want to say Trump’s nervous, but he just hopped into a white Ford Bronco and took off down the highway. — Jimmy Fallon

› After Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos was arrested in connection with the Russia investigation, the White House is distancing themselves from him, with one Trump ally saying Papadopoulos was nothing more than a “coffee boy.” Honestly, I think that might be a typo. I think they meant covfefe boy. — James Corden

› Ivanka Trump had a surprise birthday party this weekend. Because if there’s one thing you want to do when everyone’s facing indictments is jump out and yell, “Surprise!” — Jimmy Fallon › A recent poll came out that shows the approval rating for President Donald Trump has fallen to a historical all-time low of 33 percent. In response, Trump said, “You hear that? Historic! I’m in the history books! I did it!” — Conan O’Brien › In an interview yesterday, White House chief of staff John Kelly said the Civil War was caused by a lack of ability to compromise. Even weirder, he said that Pearl Harbor was an air traffic control issue. — Seth Meyers

› President Trump’s press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirmed that no one in President Trump’s administration supports slavery. To put that in perspective, the last press secretary who had to make that statement worked for Ulysses S. Grant. — Conan O’Brien