Bible quiz
Q: Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
A: Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Q: Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
A: No, just an apple.
Q: Where was Solomon’s temple located?
A: On the side of his head.
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: How does Moses make his coffee?
A: He brews it.
Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A: Because he only had two worms.
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
A: By his net income.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q: Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q: Who was the fastest runner in the race?
A: Adam. He was first in the human race.
Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: Cheetah.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless.
Q: Which Bible character is a locksmith?
A: Zaccheus.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.