Late Night Laughs: Around the White House

› Last night was the ABC News interview with former FBI Director James Comey where he promoted his new book. But before the interview, Trump got on Twitter yesterday morning and called Comey a liar and attacked his reputation. So, congratulations to Donald Trump for sending Comey’s book straight to No. 1. — James Corden ›

James Comey says he believes that the Russians may have damaging information on President Trump. For example, the Russians claim to have video footage of everything Trump has ever said on television. — Conan O’Brien ›

Former FBI Director James Comey was interviewed on ABC last night, and he said that Trump often changes his story and contradicts himself. In response, Trump said, “Yes, I don’t.” — Jimmy Fallon ›

The book came out today, and already it’s the No. 1 seller on Amazon. At local bookstores, kids were lined up dressed as their favorite characters from the Mueller investigation. — Jimmy Kimmel ›

Yesterday President Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen, known for paying hush money for his clients, revealed that he has ANOTHER client, Sean Hannity. Today, Hannity said, “I know you’re all stunned.” Then everyone was like, “Not really!” — Jimmy Fallon ›

Meanwhile, yesterday a federal judge denied an attempt by President Trump and his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, to stop prosecutors from reviewing documents that were taken from them in an FBI raid so that they can go through them first. This is a real desperate move. That would be like asking to look through your boyfriend’s phone, and him going, “Sure, I just need to quickly delete 700 texts. And then it’s all yours. Look through it all you want.” — James Corden ›

Republicans in Congress are urging the FBI to launch an investigation into Hillary Clinton. Man, Hillary Clinton — what did she do over two years ago NOW? — Conan O’Brien ›

More fallout from the Stormy Daniels scandal. As you know, yesterday she released a sketch of a man she claimed threatened her about her relationship with the president. Well, this morning Donald Trump tweeted: “A sketch years later about a nonexistent man. A total con job, playing the fake news media for fools, but they know it!” Trump calls Stormy’s claim “a total con job.” I honestly don’t know who to believe in all this — the desperate, money-hungry publicity-hound or Stormy Daniels. — James Corden ›

Also in the tweet, Trump retweeted a photo that showed Stormy Daniels’ husband, implying that’s who’s pictured in the sketch. Only Donald Trump would defend himself by tweeting: “This guy doesn’t even exist! Here’s a photo of him!” — James Corden ›

Of course, Stormy Daniels did her taxes. And I thought this was interesting — she listed her hush money from Donald Trump under “gross income.” I’m just kidding. But she did list sleeping with Trump as a “charitable donation.” — Jimmy Fallon ›

Tax Day is tricky for President Trump. Under “filing status,” he crossed out “married” and wrote “it’s complicated.” — Jimmy Fallon