Quickies
Q: Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on Earth?
A: It’s pasteurized before you even see it.
Q: How many apples grow on a tree?
A: All of them.
Q: Why was the handyman’s bolt so clean?
A: Because he put it through the washer.
Q: Which is the coldest letter of the alphabet?
A: B. Because it is in the middle of AC.
Q: What kind of vehicle has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless.
Q: What did you think of the new Avengers movie?
A: It was quite the Marvel.
Q: How many Indian food jokes do you know?
A: Naan.
Q: What does a janitor say when he jumps out of a closet?
A: Supplies!
Q: What’s a lion and a witch doing in a wardrobe?
A: It’s Narnia business.