SHARK AND AWE
Watch out, channel surfers—you’re swimming in shark-infested waters. Discovery Channel’s Shark Week kicks off July 22 at 8 p.m. ET, and for its 30th anniversary the summer event is bigger than ever. You won’t want to miss Uncaged: Shark vs. Ronda Rousey, where the WWE superstar faces a toothy terror, or Shark Tank Meets Shark Week, in which the investors from ABC’s Shark Tank team up to help oceanic organizations. Check out Parade.com/sharkweek for the full lineup, and make a splash of your own with this Shark Week swag.
FANCY FEET
Kick off your swim shoes and slip into a pair of socks from the Shark Week Collection. With socks this stylish, it’s OK to wear them with sandals. $15 for one pair, sockfancy.com
SEASIDE SUDS
Brewed specifically for Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville restaurants, Landshark Lager is a summertime sip perfect for sun and surf. $10 for a sixpack, grocery stores 4 | JULY 22, 2018
FLOAT ON
Even landlubbers will want a spin on the 7-footlong Discovery Shark Week Pool Lounge. $30, walmart.com
FIN FRIEND
Show your love without getting near the shore by adopting a shark. The Shark Cookie Cutter Adoption Package gives you a shark-shaped cookie cutter and a personalized adoption certificate. $30, gift.oceana.org
SEA LEGS
Who needs fins when you can strut on land in these Shark! Who Goes There? Leggings? $25, modcloth.com
SHARK SHADES
Whether you’re a card shark hiding your poker face or a sea dog sailing the ocean blue, Shark Week Sunglasses will keep your peepers protected. A bonus: $5 from every pair sold will be donated to Oceana’s ocean-protecting efforts. $35, knockaround.com
FISH FOOD
Upgrade your watchparty snacking with a Shark Attack Bowl. $13, thinkgeek.com
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
Jaws has kept beachgoers out of the water since 1975, but its behindthe-scenes secrets may send more folks rushing for land. Podcast Inside
Jaws dives into the flick’s history—including stuntmen’s brushes with death and an unsolved murder. Free, iTunes Visit Parade.com/jaws for 13 more of our favorite famous sharks.