Who’s who

As the squad stood in formation at the Naval Air Station, the flight instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one airman remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with the airman and then just raised a single eyebrow.

The airman smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ‘em, huh, sir?”

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