Headlines from Trump’s visit

Satirical website Chattanooga Bystander (www.chattanoogabystander.com) offered the following news you might have missed in Sunday’s visit by President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence.

› Trump vows to only use presidential alerts about Chattanooga Red Wolves Soccer Club ›Trump rally extended for one hour while he tries to pronounce Thongnopnua (District 30 House candidate Joda

Thongnopnua)

› Mike Pence ponders move to Chattanooga area after learning of two Golden Corral locations

› Trump visits Rock City, claims to see nine states