DAILY HOROSCOPES
ARIES ( March 21- April 19):
Your home routine will be upset today. Small appliances might break down or minor breakages could occur. This could lead to family arguments ( which you need like a fish needs a bicycle). Therefore, zip thy lip and be patient. This is your only sane choice.
TAURUS ( April 20- May 20):
Be careful. Today is an accident- prone day for you. Pay attention to everything you say and do. Think before you speak; think before you act. Guard against knee- jerk reactions ( which are not really your style, anyhow). But hey, watch out for the other guy!
GEMINI ( May 21- June 20):
Something to do with your money, your cash flow or your possessions is beyond your control today. Aaggh! You might find money; you might lose money. Ditto for something you own. Obviously, if shopping, keep your receipts and count your change. Keep an eye on your stuff so you know what’s happening.
CANCER ( June 21- July 22):
Today Mercury is in your sign at odds with wacky Uranus. This stimulates your thinking and makes you eager for excitement and change. But it can also create a nerve- wracking day full of surprises and detours. Write down your clever ideas but don’t be rash and impulsive. “Moi?”
LEO ( July 23- Aug. 22):
There’s a weird undercurrent to everything today. In one way, it makes life exciting; however, in another way it’s just too jittery and nerve- wracking. Surprise secrets might come out, which is always intriguing. ( The trouble with secrets is they’re either not worth keeping or too good to keep!)
VIRGO ( Aug. 23- Sept. 22):
You might meet someone who is avant- garde or bohemian in some way. This is always fun. Or perhaps someone you already know will do something outrageous. This can also be fun. Or perhaps you are in charge of herding cats. Fun? Not so much.
LIBRA ( Sept. 23- Oct. 22):
Relations with authority figures are unpredictable today. They might say something that upsets you or excites you. If you’re upset, don’t quit your day job. In turn, don’t be too lippy because you might say something you later regret.
SCORPIO ( Oct. 23- Nov. 21):
Today travel plans will be canceled, delayed or rescheduled. Likewise school schedules will change with technical schools, colleges and universities. Quarrels about politics, religion and race might break out. Yes, it’s Monday and it’s crazy. ( But maybe fun crazy?)
SAGITTARIUS ( Nov. 22- Dec. 21):
Keep an eye on bank accounts and any agreements you have regarding shared property, insurance or inheritances, because these areas are subject to sudden change and possible errors. Don’t do anything rash. On the other hand, if an option opens up, you have to act quickly. Tricky choice.
CAPRICORN ( Dec. 22- Jan. 19):
Conversations with partners and close friends might be difficult today because your mind is racing as ideas flash through your head. However, previously agreed- upon plans might be dashed in a New York minute. People are also uppity and unpredictable today. Yikes!
AQUARIUS ( Jan. 20- Feb. 18):
Allow extra time at work today because this will give you a chance for some wiggle room — and you will need it. Why? Your Monday routine ain’t gonna happen. Computer glitches, equipment breakdowns, power outages, fire drills, staff shortages, canceled meetings — get the picture?
PISCES ( Feb. 19- March 20):
Parents must be extra vigilant today because this is an accident- prone day for their kids. This is also the classic day for canceled social engagements and a sudden change with anything related to sports, children, show business, the hospitality industry and the entertainment world. Oh well.