Chicago Sun-Times

Seth Rich conspiracy nothing but nonsense for the gullible

- GENE LYONS Email: eugenelyon­s2@ yahoo. com

Back in 2000, I interviewe­d the late Rev. Jerry Falwell on camera in connection with a documentar­y film of Joe Conason’s andmy book, “The Hunting of the President.” It took place at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia. We were surprised he agreed to speak with us, as an entire chapter of the book dealt with “The Clinton Chronicles,” a bizarre video Falwell promoted on his syndicated TV program, “The Old- Time Gospel Hour.”

A near- delusional concatenat­ion of prepostero­us falsehoods and conspiracy theories, the video presented the then- president ( and his wife) as an embezzler, drug smuggler and serial killer. Supposedly, Bill Clinton routinely had his political rivals murdered, which in a small state like Arkansas, you’d think local reporters might have noticed.

Almost needless to say, the fool thing sold like gangbuster­s. It was reportedly shown in evangelica­l churches. As H. L. Mencken used to say, “Nobody ever went broke underestim­ating the intelligen­ce of the American public.”

Alas, to many voters, the real world give- and- take of democratic politics isn’t exciting enough. They require End Times melodrama: salvation vs. damnation, good vs. evil. Your candidate’s a savior; his opponent’s satanic.

Anyway, when Falwell brought his road show to Arkansas, the pastor of Little Rock’s largest Baptist church denied him its pulpit. He explained that by promoting a scurrilous video filled with falsehoods about the Clintons and many other Arkansans, the portly televangel­ist had violated the Ninth Commandmen­t against bearing false witness.

So I asked Falwell, on camera, if the Ninth Commandmen­t was more or less important, theologica­lly speaking, than the Sixth Commandmen­t forbidding adultery. Somewhat to his credit, he acknowledg­ed that they were the same. Falwell added that he’d had no idea how many of the video’s crackpot claims were true, but that the American people deserved to hear them.

At $ 40 a pop, including $ 3 for shipping and handling.

And with that, the interview ended. Rev. Falwell suddenly had somewhere else he needed to be.

Ancient history, I know. Pre- Fox News, pre- Breitbart, pre- internet, even. I mean, VHS videotapes. Who even remembers what those were?

Falwell died in 2007, although his son, Jerry Falwell Jr., recently awarded an honorary doctorate from Liberty University to that exemplary Christian, President Donald J. Trump.

But one thing that hasn’t changed over the ensuing decades is the seeming need of a substantia­l proportion of the American electorate to believe that Democrats named Clinton are satanic killers.

Hence the reappearan­ce, after all these years, of yet another make- believe murder tale— this one championed by Fox News, Breitbart and online conspiracy sites, with a substantia­l boost from WikiLeaks and Russian state news media.

Oh, and Newt Gingrich. Because it wouldn’t be a serious hoax without Newt. Also because, believe it or not, defending the honor of wrongly accused Kremlin intelligen­ce agencies appears to be the whole point.

TheWashing­ton Post’s Dave Weigel documented Newt’s recent appearance on “Fox and Friends,” where the former speaker breathless­ly announced that “it wasn’t the Russians” that leaked thousands of embarrassi­ng Democratic National Committee emails to WikiLeaks.

No, it was supposedly a young DNC staffer named Seth Rich, who was shot to death on aWashingto­n street at 4 a. m. in what D. C. police think was a botched robbery attempt last July.

Russian “fake news” operatives went right to work, charging that “a top American Democratic Party staffer preparing to testify against Hillary Clinton was assassinat­ed this past Sunday during a secret meeting inWashingt­on D. C. he believed he was having with Federal Bureau of Investigat­ion ( FBI) agents, but who turned out, instead, to be a ‘ hit team’— and who, in turn, were captured yesterday after a running gun battle with U. S. federal police forces just blocks from theWhite House.”

Got that? A team of profession­al assassins hired by Hillary Clinton got into a firefight with federal agents andwere taken down just outside the White House. And you never heard about it. Total media blackout.

Whoever wrote that has seen far too many spy thrillers, where epic car chases and gun battles take place in picturesqu­e parts of major cities all the time. Of course, Jason Bourne rarely sticks around to read the newspapers. But if you’re the kind of person who believes that such things are possible …

Well, you’re either a gullible hayseed who also believes that Hillary Clinton ran a child- molesting ring at aWashingto­n pizza joint while simultaneo­usly conducting a presidenti­al campaign. Or else you’re a Kremlin imagineer whose only knowledge of American life derives from Clint Eastwood movies.

For the record, apart from Seth Rich’s tragic death, there’s zero evidence for a single alleged “fact” supporting this absurd fable. No leaked emails, no pending testimony, no hit team, no nothing. It’s sheer make- believe. The victim’s bereaved parents have repeatedly begged these cruel hoaxers to stop besmirchin­g their son’s memory.

But that’s not how they roll, Fox News apparatchi­ks.

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