An experiment in sink or swim?

My wife, retired from teaching first grade at Forest Glen Elementary School in Glen Ellyn, had a stress dream recently. On the edge of a quarry, she and colleagues were throwing inflatable water toys into the lake at the bottom, then throwing their students after.

This in response to the White House bullying the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention into establishing looser, cheaper standards for school openings. — John Podulka, Wolverine, Michigan