Daily Local News (West Chester, PA)

The new Sean Spicer, ‘adjectivel­y’ speaking

- Kathleen Parker Columnist

White House press secretary Sean Spicer might owe Melissa McCarthy a thank-you note.

The actress who mocked Spicer in her “Saturday Night Life” caricature of his angry, anti-media persona seems to have breathed new life into the man — as only a woman could do?

To his credit, Spicer didn’t curl up in a fetal ball, as one might have expected after McCarthy’s hilarious takedown of him as a humorless human meltdown. Nor has he been fired, as many predicted after a shaky start.

Rather he seems to have reinvented himself — more confident, better versed, more likable and even at times jocular. No longer the lectern-driving avenger, he seems to be enjoying himself as reporters find humor in the occasional riposte. (Note to Sean: Riposting is good.)

Sure, he still tries to dodge or finesse questions. And he’s still a scold, telling reporters Thursday to raise their hands “like big boys and girls,” if they want to be recognized. A little rubbing alcohol with that paper cut?

The highlight, however, was when Spicer tried to interpret Donald Trump’s remarks about recent immigratio­n raids, which the president referred to as “a military operation.”

Except, not really. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly told reporters in Mexico City that no military would be used to deport illegal immigrants.

Then it was Spicer’s turn. Actually, he said, the president was using the word “military” as an “adjective” to mean with military precision. He was speaking adjectivel­y, not noun-ly.

In the annals of spin, this one merits top billing. Might we expect more such adjustment­s in tweaking Trump’s unique speech patterns?

Whatever Trump may have meant by “military operation,” thus far the raids and arrests by U.S. Immigratio­n and Customs Enforcemen­t (ICE) agents certainly have had the look and feel of a military op by any other name.

Spicer is also correct that these detentions and deportatio­ns appear to have been performed with military precision. To a fault, one might observe.

While a majority of Americans support greater immigratio­n enforcemen­t, as well as major reforms aimed at greater security, the visual effect of raids that don’t always target “bad dudes” is discomfiti­ng. President Obama, who deported more than 2.5 million people during his term, was no slouch but also no showman.

Therein lies a key distinctio­n. Whereas Obama made concession­s to people who weren’t bad dudes, Trump’s net is wider and has fewer holes.

If you’re a Trump supporter, you don’t care. If you’re an immigratio­n advocate, you see Gestapo tactics and human rights violations.

One might even concede that this discussion about words and meaning is much ado about nothing, a distractio­n for the sake of distractio­n.

To give Spicer the benefit of the doubt, his job must be the hardest in the history of press secretarie­s. Explaining Trump is a relentless, thankless task for which he will be punished one way or the other.

Spicer would do well — and would be well served — if he’d treat all reporters with the same respect he wishes for himself. They’re a loathsome bunch, to be sure (she said proudly). But they’re also suckers for pros who are self-aware enough to not take themselves or this business too seriously.

Adjectivel­y, speaking.

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