SPACED OUT

I can’t believe all the tree-hugging, global warming pundit Millenials let that Tesla guy Elon Musk put that a rocket up last week. That rocket burned more fuel and spewed more hydrocarbons than 50,000 diesel trucks would in 24 hours. And you people never held up a sign, never said a word. Unbelievable. What’s the matter with you people? That was a good reason to cry. Never heard a peep. And you know that he did? He put a Tesla car in orbit around the earth. What’s going to happen when it comes back down? What’s this world coming to?