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POLLY WANT A LAUGH

To “Curious In Clifton,” I remember the parrot at the Bazaar of All Nations. I am the lady that has a funny laugh; I saw the parrot and I started laughing and the parrot continued laughing the whole time I watched him and we had a ball. In fact, my daughter was with me, insisted that we leave because I caused a crowd behind me all laughing at me and the parrot. It was the best day of my life. I have never ever forgotten it. THE LADY WITH THE LAUGH

ANTENNA BLUES

Does anybody know the reason why when you have an inside antenna hooked up to your TV and don’t have cable, you can get 3, 10 and 29, but you can’t you get channel 6 on there?

MIKE DROP

Does anyone see “M*A*S*H” reruns and realize how 40 years later they still can’t forgive Mike Farrell for ruining the show?

HAPPY TIMES

The locksmith on Route 420 in Prospect Park helped the senior citizen and Holmes who was locked out of his home overnight this week. They responded within 15 minutes early in the morning. Instead of putting bad stuff in Sound Off all the time, put something good and happy like this in for once. Thank you.

HUH?

Vietnam Veterans Day was Thursday, March 29 – not a word in the paper. Thanks a lot. DISABLED VIETNAM VETERAN

Editor’s Note: So we are guessing you missed the two-page spread we did advancing the day and Wednesday’s editorial saluting Nam vets?

DOESN’T ADD UP

To all the morons out there who thought that the Republican abomination of a tax bill was going to be a good thing: I just got my tax returns back and I am going to collect as a refund less than half of what I collected last year. So that tax bill really did me a big favor, didn’t it, you morons. BOB FROM SHARON HILL

QUICK NEWS

To “Nothing For Nobody,” the news cycle lasts about 23 seconds these days. Nobody has talked about the Meals on Wheel thing for a year now. Find some other anti-Trump thing to make a mountain out of a molehill over.

HOG WILD

To “Lotto Luck,” it is pretty par for the course for the state to be sanctimonious over not releasing a Gus the groundhog doll because it might encourage children to gamble, all the while showing the ads on TV while children are watching – this is the same agency that touts how its over-glorified numbers games help the elderly. We can find another way to help senior citizens.

LAZY KIDS

I’m calling to say right on, “Anne from Drexel Hill.” Today’s generations are everything she says – a bunch of lazy, demanding kids. PARENT FROM STRATH HAVEN

FINE WHINE

“Define Fine” is a perfect headline for this caller, because obviously “Define Fine” is not fine even though they claimed they turned out just fine.

SHOT DOWN

“Rich From Concord” is another right-winger who blames everything else but guns for what happened in Parkland. Once again, these people refuse to take responsibility for anything.”

NUT JOB

To the caller who said that the stock market was booming when President Obama was in the White House: Are you nuts? The stock market has never done as well as it’s done since President Trump entered the White House. You are definitely a snow flake. TRUMP FAN

CUT SOME MORE

Jim Comey was part of the swamp. I’m glad he’s gone. Now we’ve got to get rid of some more people down there, then we’ll be in good shape. TRUMP 2020

ADDS UP

A news item in the Times stated that Trump’s approval rating is up seven points – which is still historically low – but this improvement is due to the economy, which he had nothing to do with at all.