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- JUST WONDERING DAN

PHILLIES STRIKE OUT

A lot of old people who are bedridden get some enjoyment out of watching the Phillies on TV. Now they not only hired an idiot for a manager but these morons have taken most of the games off of TV. What a bunch of idiots.

IT’S A MIRACLE

It seems like callers have been either bitterer or more cynical since the 2016 election, but “Pass The Popcorn” got in shots at John Travolta and the Phillies front office in one Sound Off. I don’t know if Don Rickles could have done that.

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

There should be a law out there that when the person hits money on the lottery no matter how big, they shouldn’t have to say who won it. With the way the times we live in today, you don’t know somebody’s stalking you for the money. There should be a law you that you don’t have to put that out in public. It’s a disgrace that you have to do that.

SNOW KIDDING

I think it’s safe to say that they started the baseball season a tad bit early in light of the games that have been postponed because of snow. DIAMOND JIM IN DARBY

STOP ME BEFORE I CHEAT AGAIN

I like to do the trivia game in your paper but you put all answers below the trivia. I would like you to place the answers in separate places to stop me from peeking.

NATTERING ‘BOB’

“Bob from Sharon Hill,” I read Sound Off every day and all you ever do is complain. I wonder what you were like in school? Good glory; stop complainin­g. Be joyful – you woke up this morning. Look around look at the wonderful things surroundin­g you. God is good. FRANNY FOLSOM

TRY SOME DEFLECTION

Hey “Show Us Your Taxes,” Trump’s tax returns are below Obama’s school records and beneath Hillary’s 30,000 lost emails. Once those are found, then I think we can find his tax returns.

ANYTHING BUT LIBEL

To “Anything But Truth,” the kind of person who would say something like that is someone who sees that anti-gun politician­s and pundits are using those kids to make statements that they’ve wanted to say but would get hit with a slander or libel suit.

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

A friend of mine has been having trouble sleeping and his doctor says that this could cause him to be neurotic. And the numbskull-in-chief brags about the fact that he gets four hours of sleep or less a night and has been doing so for decades. So if my friend is neurotic, that explains the fact that the numbskull-inchief is irresponsi­ble, has no impulse control and is erratic. This proves that lack of sleep is very bad for people and yet his idiotic followers actually seen nothing strange in the behavior of someone who gets four hours of sleep a night when scientists have proven that four hours of sleep or less a night will make you crazy. REVELATION

SEAN THE LIAR

“Sex-tra, Read All About It” says that Sean Hannity should get up to date with the sex scandels. Well, Sean Hannity doesn’t want to do that because that would mean that he would have somewhat of an open mind, and Sean Hannity is just a disgusting piece of filth who keeps propagatin­g the lies that Fox News loves to tell.

RAISE YOUR TAXES!

Everybody buying online nowadays, a lot of the brick-and-mortar stores are going out of business. The townships and county are losing tax revenue from the stores. Who do you think they’re going to go to make up that difference?

GIVE THEM AN A+

Congratula­tions to the teachers taking a stand against Republican­s starving public schools all over our country. They’ve been doing it for decades and the worst part about it is we have moronic Republican voters who either don’t know the Republican­s have been starving our schools or don’t care – which is even worse. But kudos to the teachers.

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