Floyd Mayweather

as Dunbar football coach. He seems like a great role model for his players. Hopefully the Wolverines haven’t lost too many talented transfers over the fallout from last season’s forfeits and on-field nonsense. Dunbar has good players, but it had no idea how to throw a game. And it shouldn’t. and Conor McGregor need to pace themselves. At this rate, these two idiots won’t have the energy to climb into the ring for their “boxing match” next month. This publicity tour resembles a pro wrestling match. When does Hulk Hogan get to talk? Wouldn’t it be great if nobody showed up for this “fight,” and nobody bought it on pay-per-view? Wonder what they’d say about that.

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Brewers, Bryce Harper, Garbine Muguruza. Milwaukee is in first place in the NL Central, defying all logic and raining on the Cubs’ parade. I always cheer for small-market teams, so I hope the Brew Crew keeps this up. Among the players powering the Brewers is Washington Court House native Travis Shaw, who is batting .296 with 19 home runs and 65 RBIs. Their best pitcher is a guy named Chase Anderson, and they have the best mascot in baseball, Bernie Brewer.

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Jon Lester, Michael Floyd, Aroldis Chapman. Lester didn’t get out of the first inning against the Pirates last Sunday, giving up 10 runs. Must’ve been daydreaming about his All- Star break vacation. Lester’s record dropped to 5-6 and his ERA jumped to 4.25. The Cubs’ pitching is so shaky that they had to turn to their pals on the South Side to shore up their rotation, trading for Jose Quintana, whose stats with the White Sox are almost identical to Lester’s numbers. CDL A & B Drivers and Owner Operators