Trump and the spirit of TV sycophant Eddie Haskell
One of the memorable characters from the old days of television was Eddie Haskell of “Leave it to Beaver.” Haskell was sycophantically respectful toward parents to their faces, but always plotted and schemed when their backs were turned. To a generation, Haskell symbolized hypocrisy of the most annoying kind.
President Trump’s address Tuesday was the Eddie Haskell State of the Union — although Haskell’s performances were more artful because he only turned nasty when the elders weren’t looking. In Trump’s case, his twofaced politics was on display in the very same oration that went on and on.
At the outset, Trump tried his mightiest to be a bipartisan unifier in the manner of Dwight D. Eisenhower. “We can bridge old divisions, heal old wounds, build new coalitions, forge new solutions and unlock the extraordinary promise of America’s future,” Trump said. “The decision is ours to make.”
But the real meaning of Trumpian solidarity emerged as the address continued: Give in to me on everything, and there will be no conflict.
A large part of his speech, especially the replay of his Chamber-of-Horrors bombast on immigration, was nothing but partisanship. The usual cast was there, the “ruthless coyotes” — Lord, he loves referencing those coyotes — the “cartels, drug dealers and human traffickers,” and, of course, the “caravans.”
He told us that “one in three women is sexually assaulted on the long journey north” and that “thousands of young girls and women” are sold “into prostitution and modern-day slavery.” But he offered not a single nod to the traditional value of not separating children from their parents when they arrive at our borders.
And his main warning: “An economic miracle is taking place in the United States, and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations. If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.”
So there you have it: (1) Investigations are as bad as wars; (2) all investigations are “ridiculous partisan investigations”; and (3) if the economy tanks, it’s because Democrats are investigating him. Oh, and between the lines, beware of all the socialist Democrats who are trying to take him down. “America will never be a socialist country,” he promised.The Democratic response to Trump from Stacey Abrams, the Democratic nominee for governor of Georgia last year, won unusually good reviews for speeches of its genre, partly because it was blessedly compact compared with the president’s sprawling, undisciplined jumble.
Abrams did not pretend we were about to enter a fantasyland of dissolving party differences. She catalogued the issues her party wanted to bring to the fore: the foolishness of Trump’s shutdown, gun safety, student loans, voting rights, the GOP’s reactionary tax bill, farmers caught in a trade war, etc.There was also this on-target reply to Trump’s canard that all who oppose his immigration policies favor “open borders.” Abrams’ answer: “Compassionate treatment at the border is not the same as open borders.”
She spoke of the “uncommon grace of community” and drove the point home by reciting the creed of all who embrace a healthy, measured individualism but reject the narcissistic kind: “We do not succeed alone.”
That Eddie Haskell would never think like that is a measure of who won the night.