HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY:
Is your wallet vibrating? Those with expensive taste may feel a tingle in their cardswiping hand as the messenger planet enters the sign of money, possessions, luxurious appetites and sensual selectiveness.
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
Do invite the muses to help you with your work. They’ll show up somewhere between fashionably late and laughably after-hours, but they’ll come, and that will make a beautiful difference.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’ll have little need of a remote control today as the events of the day will supply you with entertainment aplenty.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
Keeping score will be a waste of time. You also shouldn’t concern yourself with who gets the last laugh. As long as everyone laughs at some point, comedy lives.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
Reality will be stretched, disbelief suspended — that’s entertainment! Keep a sense of humor whether you sit back and watch or take part in the act.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22).
A fine line separates what’s funny from what’s simply sad. You’ll find that line and walk it with great sensitivity today as you explain what’s going on with you and react to other people’s stories, too.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
Love can seem like a flying bird — lofty, impossible to catch from the ground, though quite possible to attract. Put out a feeder, so to speak, and create a safe and lovely place to land.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
There are many possible solutions for the problem at hand, including foolish ones marketed to people who don’t know better.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
You get along with everyone, even when they don’t get along with one another. Neutrality has worked out well for you so far.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
Sensations will change with your interpretation of them. You may assign a new and different meaning to certain pain signals.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19).
You’re crossing things off your list, if not actually then at least mentally. But why not actually? You’ll want to look back on these times, so commit the plan to writing; make it official.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You have a suspicion that the strong person you know needs more love and care than most people would guess.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
You’ll have an instinct for what to handle and when to handle it, so don’t worry about the order of things today; just dive in.
IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY:
This year, your crew gets closer, your network wider and your social and emotional skills sharper and more accommodating than ever. Taurus and Gemini adore you. Your lucky numbers are 9, 14, 2, 20 and 48.