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Colorado lawmaker: LGBT ‘behavior’ causes depression, cancer

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By D’ANNE WITKOWSKI

Whenever people ask me why I decided to get breast cancer last year, I try to evade the question. Maybe I just like spending time in hospitals. Maybe I have a surgery fetish. What I never admit is that I did it for the bonus pay.

You might be wondering, what’s this “bonus pay” you speak of? Well, up until Oct. 28 it was definitely a TOP SECRET part of the Gay Agenda.

But then LGBT hate scholar Gordon Klingensch­mitt had to go and reveal the plan to the world.

It all started with an announceme­nt from the National Institute on Minority Health and Health Disparitie­s that they had formally designated “sexual and gender minorities (SGMs) as a health disparity population for NIH research.” The term SGM primarily encompasse­s LGBT people.

“Mounting evidence indicates that SGM population­s have less access to health care and higher burdens of certain diseases, such as depression, cancer, and HIV/AIDS,” wrote NIMHD Director Eliseo Pérez-Stable. “But the extent and causes of health disparitie­s are not fully understood, and research on how to close these gaps is lacking.”

The SGM designatio­n is intended to catch people who often fall through the cracks in the health care system. Because a healthy country is a stronger country and everyone deserves access to health care, right?

Klingensch­mitt, an elected official in the Colorado House of Representa­tives, said during his Oct. 28 “news” program, “I always worry a little bit when they say these people are under-served because what that means is they’re going to start pouring out more government handouts to people who behave a certain way. So now they’re going to get bonus pay to treat the diseases which they bring on due to their behavior. Your taxpayer dollars at work.”

Take that, taxpayers! Getting sick to get that sweet bonus pay is the life! Granted, I haven’t gotten my check yet, but I’m sure it’ll be huge! I can’t wait! (Seriously. I can’t wait. I couldn’t work for nearly a year. Please send the check ASAP along with my Obama phone, thanks).

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Gordon Klingensch­mitt

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