GYM CLASS GAS!

All day in school, my stomach was feeling kind of funny. It wasn’t so bad that I needed to go home, so I just tried to ignore it. When it was time for gym class, I still had that bad stomach ache feeling. But we were playing dodgeball, and I love that game, so there was no way I was sitting out! That was my plan at least — until the other team threw a ball my way and it hit me right in the stomach. As soon as it hit me, I let out a huge, loud, stinky fart! I tried to pretend that I didn’t hear anything at all, but I know everyone, including my teacher, knew it was me. — Blaire,il