SEX MONSTER BIZARRE LIFE IN COSBY’S A CAGE!
Twisted prisoner refuses food, poops on himself & spends a fortune to save his worthless hide
SEX perv Bill Cosby’s first weeks in prison turned into a hellish nightmare — the disgraced comic was marked for death and so frightened he’s turned to paying prison gangs for protection, say sources.
The miserable millionaire is crying himself to sleep, refusing food and defecating on himself to get special privileges, sources tell GLOBE in a world exclusive.
The 81-year-old sex fiend — now inmate NN7687 — is locked away at SCI Phoenix, a 3,800-bed slammer in Collegeville, Pa., north of Philly, where he’s reportedly delusional and was kept under suicide watch. Sources say he’s now insisting prison is like vacation and he’s “happy he can rest without dealing with the a**hole district attorney and protesters,” who are delighted he’s serving three to ten years for his crimes.
“He said he’s being wined and dined and that prison is more like a retreat and his home was much worse to be confined in,” says a source.
Meanwhile, another informant says the comic claims “his lawyers are coming to spring him out and that he expects to see them at any moment and go back home.”
But the reality is he’s trapped in a house of horrors.
“He’s trying to put on a fearless face, but the real nightmare has only just begun,” reveals an insider. “He is completely delusional and believes that this is a temporary glitch.
“He’s losing his mind with the way he sees things, and it’s getting tough for him. The food is hardly edible, and he’s refusing to eat even a bite.
“He claims he is comfortable and everybody likes him, but in reality he’s walking around with a target on his back.
“Some of the prison’s hardened inmates are plotting to take him down, and Bill is incredibly scared. He’s been reduced to a quivering wreck.
“He insists he’s been framed, and he’s been crying himself to sleep in his cell. It’s pitiful.”
As GLOBE reported last week, the fiend, who was convicted of drugging and sexually violating Andrea Constand — one of 60-plus gals who’ve accused the monster molester — was at first put on suicide watch. The move was made after he showed signs of psychosis, including a Jesus complex and paranoia — along with evidence of dementia.
Now, the desperate funnyman has hired an expert in prison matters, known as “The Googler,” who works out of Cosby’s Philly mansion to buy him protection and smooth out his prison sentence, notes the source.
“Mr. Cosby hired a professional ‘Googler’ in the field of prison accommodations,” reveals the source.
“He sits at the house all day and night — in complete darkness, like a vampire, ordering staff around and Googling ways to make sure Mr. Cosby takes advantage of every perk available to him behind bars.”
After the sex predator was marked for death, the source claims The Googler “began researching the gangs inside — which ones have the most power, influence, ability to get items in, control over guards and so forth.”
The Googler has also contacted “over 100 families and friends of inmates — asking them if they’re interested in a ‘big payday’ to get on ‘Bill Cosby’s payroll.’ He asks for protection, chores and offers them cash plus money on the inmates’ ‘books’ [their inside accounts],” says the source.
“The Googler said if he succeeds, Cosby will be the first inmate in history to belong to every gang inside of a prison.”
The creepy comic also poops on himself as suggested by The Googler, who told him “if he defecated on himself, he could be bathed whenever he wants rather than going in at the scheduled time,” notes the source.
“He realized that the prison pudding gave him what he called ‘explosive diarrhea’ and used it to his advantage.”
Cosby has also hired two doctors, who have permission to reside at his estate, and discuss with The Googler “ways he can get more perks behind bars,” says the source.
He’s also spending $6,000 weekly for lawyers and $4,000 for “secret phone calls with
family and prison experts.”
Meanwhile, “he may not have a home to go to when — or if — he gets out because his family is plundering his house of all the valuables it has,” adds the source, who says the former TV star is truly convinced he’ll soon leave prison a free man!