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BEING BUTTHEAD IS CHILD’S PLAY FOR KIM!

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JUST when we thought Kim Kardashian couldn’t get any dumber, the balloon-butted ditz proves us wrong!

Kim’s latest news is Scott Disick, 35, wants to have another kid with her sister Kourtney, 39, who already shares three children with the boozy douchebag.

Amazingly, the fact that Scott is currently tangled with 20-year-old model Sofia Richie and Kourtney has been seeing toyboy model Younes Bendjima, 25, poses no problem for birdbrain Kim.

“They don’t even have to have sex,” she chirps. “It could be IVF.”

Kim thinks this is a grand idea because, she says, “I would want all my four kids with the same person.”

That’s a bit of a slap against her momager, Kris, who gave birth to Kim’s stepsister­s,

Kylie and Kendall, with sexswapper Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce, the former Olympic champ.

Kim must also think this would be no problem for Scott and Kourtney’s current lovers.

After all, why should they get jealous because their boyfriend and girlfriend are having a baby with their ex — instead of with them?

That’s the kind of idiotic thinking we’d expect from an amateur porn star — which Kim is.

Let’s not forget her original claim to fame was a sex tape of her getting it on with her old boyfriend, rapper Ray J.

Obviously, she’s thinking with her butt. That explains why her rump’s so humongous — her brain’s in it.

Kim and her airhead sisters may have been good for a chuckle on their reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashian­s at first.

But the laugh is over.

She and her space cadet clan are just stupid!

As for the folks watching them — the laugh’s on you!

 ??  ?? Kourtney has three kids with baby daddyex Scott Disick Kim became a household name after her 2003 sex tape with Ray J was leaked
Kourtney has three kids with baby daddyex Scott Disick Kim became a household name after her 2003 sex tape with Ray J was leaked

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