FAKER KATE SHOOTS MONARCHY IN THE FOOT!
SHAKESPEARE’S iconic play Hamlet forecasts doom for the royal family with the line “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark,” and now insiders say y Princess Kate’s doctoredphoto scandal is a sign England’s monarchy stinks and is brazenly lying to the people!
The brouhaha exploded after Kate, 42, who’d had hush-hush abdominal surgery in mid-January, released a British Mother’s Day photo showing her and d her three runts looking great.
But the future queen later confessed the happy snap was “edited.”
Now, experts are saying Kate’s mysterious hospitalization and attempt to quash online rumors she’s gravely ill by releasing a fake photo showing her looking great are proof the monarchy is shaky.
Rosa Prince, deputy editor of Politico UK, describes the scandal as “symptomatic” that the palace is “struggling.”
British PR bigwig Mark Borkowski insists Kate is fibbing about “editing” the photo, saying: “The woman is still recovering. That’s where the trust has gone.”
Robert Jobson, author of William at 40, says the doctored photo has “people doubting the integrity of the palace in terms of what they put out, not just in photographs but in information.”
Culture expert Nick Ede says the fixed photo was supposed to “quash rumors about Kate’s health and now they’ve completely fueled them.” The attempt to suppress the scandal by admitting the “editing” won’t help, he says, “because the palace now isn’t going to reveal the actual original image. It’s all about trust.”
Prince Harry’s biographer Omid Scobie says, “With the palace’s long history of lying, covering up, and even issuing statements on behalf of family members without their permission [like Harry], it’s becoming increasingly difficult for the public to believe a word they share.”