HARRISON’S DOCS PLAYED HIS SONG

Getting a colonoscopy is beyond being dull, but movie hero HARRISON FORD says his cancer exam was spiced up by his Indiana Jones theme song! The 81-year-old action star insists the tune, composed by JOHN WILLIAMS, was playing on the operating room speakers during his probing procedure. “As I often remind John, his music follows me everywhere I go — literally,” chuckles Ford. Williams also scored other massive movie blockbusters like Jaws, Star Wars and Jurassic Park. Harrison’s lucky they didn’t play Jaws during his sharknado! the Stars, but he backed out because it was too much work for the onetime druggie. Former DWTS pro CHERYL BURKE reveals she trained the Two and a Half Men star, 58, for one day before he decided to bolt the hoofing gig because he was concerned about having to do a gaggle of exhausting press interviews. As GLOBE readers know, Goodtime Charlie has a lot to be questioned about since he’s gone through very public struggles with substance abuse, shacking up with porn stars and transvestite hookers and getting HIV. But he might also have quit because of his two left feet. Cheryl notes he stunk as a dancer and knew it, saying: “He was like, ‘I suck at this.’

I’m like, ‘No, this is just the first few steps.’ I taught him a waltz or something. We talked more than we danced, to be honest.”