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Hollywood personal trainer arrested for dealing drugs

- by Argus Hamilton Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizati­ons around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamil­ton.com.

HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?

The Hollywood Reporter reported that a popular and long-time Beverly Hills personal trainer has just been arrested by the police for dealing drugs. It just shows how you never really know a person. Celebritie­s have been going to him for years and they had no idea he was a personal trainer.

The L.A. City Council voted to require restaurant­s, nightclubs and bars to require vaccinatio­n cards for entry for customers, employees and performers. It's put me in a Twilight Zone episode. I often wish it was 1976 again, and here I was last night, needing an ID to get into the Comedy Store.

The Daily Mail aired video of Hunter Biden drinking and coking with a prostitute and telling her Russian hookers stole his sex-filled laptop. There's only one conclusion. We have a lot of nerve voting LeBron James Athlete of the Year when Hunter Biden can still party like this at age fifty.

Governor Andrew Cuomo started preparing to leave office in two weeks but he is still courting public favor in the meantime. Yesterday, the governor kissed a baby, which is normally okay, but it was breast-feeding. In Cuomo's defense, he was thirsty and he didn't realize that the baby was there.

Italian Americans are angry at Andrew Cuomo for claiming his Italian culture is to blame for his lack of boundaries in hugging, squeezing ad kissing women. They say the stereotype is hurtful and it's outdated. And that they should fit him with cement shoes and drop him into the Hudson River.

The CDC reported false numbers on Florida's infections Sunday, resulting in accusation­s of attempted sabotage to the state's entertainm­ent and tourism industry. It helps to remember we made it through the previous pandemic. The Spanish Flu ended the Rolling Stones' 1918 world tour.

President Biden had a senior moment Wednesday as he got lost wandering around the White House grounds trying to find his way back to the Oval Office.

This is why comedians love him. It's the first time since Reagan's second term we have a president who can hide his own Easter eggs.

Rand Paul was suspended by YouTube for expressing opposition to CDC orders on face masks and two of his anti-government videos were taken down. It gets better. Hillary Clinton's speaker's fee is four hundred thousand dollars for her banquet talk that's titled The Importance of Free Speech.

Donald Trump filed suit against the social media companies for kicking him off the platforms because they disagreed with his views. Good luck. Freedom of speech doesn't stand a chance of surviving in today's woke social media climate until it registers as a sexual preference in California.

President Biden met virtually with Kaiser and United Airlines executives Wednesday to discuss ways to require vaccinatio­ns. Right now, Delta variant is raging with Gamma and Lambda on the horizon. I'm less interested in the CDC's advisories than what the Inter-Fraternity Council has to say.

President Biden's approval ratings for his handling of the economy fell to forty-seven percent in a Fox News poll Tuesday. It shows consumers are very concerned about the high price of groceries. Chicken, lamb chops and veal cost so much that last night I saw a coyote with an EBT card.

A Norman, Oklahoma, school board meeting erupted in anger Tuesday when teachers claimed unmasked kids are lethally dangerous. Teachers have parents over a barrel. Once again parents are facing the choice to send their kids off to face Covid, or keep them home and kill them themselves.

The Census Bureau reports in its 2020 ethnic population breakdown the white population of the U.S. could decline for the first time. They say the white decline is due to the low birth rate and the opioid epidemic. The U.S. birth rate is so low, the Maury Povich Show has been cut to fifteen minutes.

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