Star-studded fundraisers in Las Vegas scheduled
HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?
Las Vegas scheduled a series of star-studded fundraisers for hurricane-hit New Orleans. Long ago, Las Vegas and New Orleans named each other as Sister Cities. That's because you say the exact same thing when you're leaving both cities—I lost my car, I lost my house, I lost everything!
The Transportation Department reported massive Labor Day air travel Monday placed a huge strain on overbooked carriers.
Yesterday I told a uniformed attendant, I'd like to book your very best seat with a beautiful window view, my good man. He said, this is your first time on a bus, isn't it?
Southern California residents ignored Covid and celebrated the three-day weekend holiday by attending concerts, music festivals, college football games, playing in the park, going to the beach or to a picnic. Labor Day is a very nostalgic holiday.
We all remember when Americans used to work.
Tom Cruise is in England finishing up his two blockbuster movies to be released next summer, Top Gun: Maverick and another Mission Impossible movie. The guy still looks thirty years old. Tom Cruise turns sixty years old next year, but in his attic is a portrait of him getting older, and taller. The Wall Street Journal noted media complaints in Hurricane Ida's aftermath Friday that the names given hurricanes are too Anglo-Centric. Think about it. If Hurricane Ida had been named Mohammed, Joe Biden would've had Americans out of Louisiana three days before the storm arrived.
President Biden toured the hurricane-ravaged areas of Louisiana on Friday. He promised the victims that federal aid is on the way.
Joe was asked by a New Orleans reporter what he can do to help out the Big Easy, and Biden replied that naming her vice president should have been enough.
Nancy Pelosi rebuked two U.S. Congressmen who chartered flights to Kabul to rescue stranded Americans there. Cable news video showed the Taliban going door-to-door machine-gunning Afghans who refuse to comply with the new regime's orders. The CDC is reportedly studying the idea.
The CDC stated Friday that Americans who aren't vaccinated should stay home all Labor Day weekend.
It only takes a five-second shot to get the bureaucrats out of your hair. It appears the spread of Covid is based on two factors—how dense the population is and how dense the population is.
The Centers for Disease Controls released a study Thursday which found that the pandemic and shutdown greatly increased obesity in America. However a Swedish study just found that being overweight can actually help prevent some diseases. Specifically the sexually transmitted kind.
CDC Director Rochelle Walensky warned Friday there's a new variant that'll follow the Delta variant. For me, after a year and a half of dire warnings, the pandemic has finally reached the oh-shut-up-level. The hardest part of fourteen days to flatten the curve is always the last eighteen months.
Podcast king Joe Rogan confided to viewers last week that he treated his Covid successfully with Ivermectin, against the CDC guidelines. It's an antiparasitic drug that's used to get rid of worms in pets and livestock. Ivermectin is the drug that won the Nobel Prize and the Kentucky Derby.
The New York Post reported a study revealing that even if men are faithfully married they are hard-wired by nature to check out other women.
They reveal my faults to me. I never thought I was racist, but if it were thousands of Swedish women pouring across our Southern border, I'd let them in.
Australia's Prime Minister Scott Morrison said it's time for Australia to come out of the cave and end their lockdown.
It's blocked all foreign arrivals and shut down provinces over any sign of Covid. Australia was the world's largest prison in 1788, and is also the world's largest prison in 2021.