Free Britney and border control rising topic of conversation
HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?
Britney Spears' father filed papers in Los Angeles Superior Court relinquishing any control over any of her money and conservatorship over her business affairs. I think we should put the Free Britney people in charge of border control. Apparently they're the only ones who can get things done.
President Biden rolled up his sleeve with the TV cameras rolling Monday and received a Covid booster shot, which he is urging everyone to get. Last week Joe Biden bragged that half the U.S. population has been vaccinated since he was elected. Yes, but that's thanks largely to the mail-in shots.
A West Virginia man is marketing a specially scented tree resin which roadside Christmas tree merchants can rub on the branches that stop poachers from stealing Christmas trees. He says it smells just like skunk urine. Not only does it stop the stealing, but your in-laws stay only for a minute.
The L.A. district attorney plans to erase sixty thousand previous drug convictions. However, the widespread mood for leniency for drug convictions doesn't apply to sex offenders. After Monday's verdict it looks like R. Kelly could be doing 1214, which is what got him into trouble in the first place.
Congress faced a deadline to pass a budget by Thursday or deal with another U.S. government shutdown. All federal workers would go home. During the last government shutdown three years ago, families in Washington, D.C., were torn apart, mostly by animals escaping from the National Zoo.
The White House was mum on eyewitness accounts backing the mounted Border Patrol agents against Biden's denunciation. I know the officers were twirling their reins to protect the Haitians from their horses, not whipping them, because I rode horses in college. One Sunday I scored two goals.
FBI agents reported no luck in locating the fugitive suspected wife killer Brian Laundrie after searching the Everglades for him. Most people think he's long gone. I think murderers on the run have gotten a lot smarter since the time O.J. Simpson decided to drive down to Orange County to hide.
President Biden worked hard on Monday to negotiate between the left wing of the Democratic caucus and the centrists over the federal budget. The left wing demands $3,500,000,000. Hell, the last time the U.S. was attacked by this many zeroes, they sank the USS Arizona and the Oklahoma.
House Democrats claimed the three and a half trillion dollar proposed federal budget will pay for itself. In it, Biden wants to give the IRS an additional seventy billion dollars to squeeze more tax revenue out of Americans. Apparently in his next election he's running for Sheriff of Nottingham.
Western Washington University joined other colleges Monday in setting up segregated campus housing for black students. The NFL is giving black players their own separate pre-game national anthem. The Democrats are just separate water fountains away from coming full circle in my lifetime.
The New York Post aired video of a female gorilla in the Bronx Zoo giving the male gorilla oral sex before shocked zoo patrons. They should turn off the cage's TV. Once the apes saw the first three episodes of the FX series on Bill Clinton's presidency, it was simply a matter of monkey see, monkey do.
Rolling Stone reminded readers that when the last Democratic president proposed a federal budget, it included a one hundred eighty thousand dollar grant to study the effects of cocaine on a Japanese quail's mating habits. The researchers used leftover cocaine from DEA raids and they sprinkled it in the bird food. It left everyone in Hollywood asking, what on earth is leftover cocaine?