Halloween and candy in this generation by Argus Hamilton
BEVERLY HILLS--God Bless America, and how's everybody?
Halloween will be celebrated by kids walking the neighborhoods dressed as ghosts and witches this evening, but the ghoulish nature of this night prompts this safety lecture to children. Never accept the offer of candy from a stranger unless it's a holiday that celebrates the Devil. Then it's okay.
The Wall Street will spend ten billion costumes and decoratip I have developed for well for me over the you keep it in a salad
The Cleveland team name to the Cleveold name just confuses percent of all the calls office are for baseball tickets
Journal reported that Americans dollars on Halloween treats and tions this year. Here's a health Halloween that has worked very
years. Candy isn't bad for you if bowl.
Indians report they'll change the land Guardians next season. The people in today's world. Thirty coming into the Indians home and seventy percent of the calls are for tech support.
New York faced a serious police shortage Friday over refusal to comply with vaccine mandates thinning the ranks and risking even more street crimes. Last night in West Hollywood, I noticed a bumper stacker on a car which read I Miss New York. So I smashed the window and stole the radio.
The CDC reports eighty percent of Californians are vaccinated in addition to people immune after surviving Covid. They aren't unscarred. Friends tell me that ever since they got Covid, they have completely lost their sense of taste, and now they're perfectly willing to vote for Trump next time.
The White House and the CDC staged a full court press Thursday to convince Americans over sixty-five to arrange for a Covid booster shot in order to stay safe, plus another one next year. Last week I got my booster vaccination. I slipped the nurse a twenty for the shot without the tracking chip.
The Washington Post reported on a poll Thursday which shows that Americans are now more politically divided on issues than at any time in our nation's history since the Civil War. Just last week my girlfriend and I broke up over our irreconcilable political differences. We're both Democrats.
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen pushed back against critics Tuesday saying inflation is under control despite consumer uncertainty. That's a mild definition of uncertainty by today's standards. Uncertainty is inviting Alec Baldwin to join the crew for a ride back to the hotel and he calls shotgun.
President Biden flew to Italy to attend the G-20 meeting of the leaders of the industrial nations on Friday. Things have really changed. The emcee at the opening banquet asked for a few words from the leader of the free world, and twenty heads of state were killed trying to get to the microphone.
President Biden went to the Capitol to urge Democrats to unite on his two spending bills. But the socialist wing is refusing to compromise with the moderate wing. The conservative wing would weigh in, but Pelosi just had all their statues removed from the Rotunda for seceding from the Union.
Socialist Democrats in the House Thursday refused to support the Infrastructure Bill that was agreed upon in the Senate unless the Senate first passed the massive Reconciliation Bill. The socialists posted a defiant video from the Capitol. It was shot in the basement, just like the Romanovs.
Special Counsel John Durham issued more subpoenas probing actions by Obama's partisans in the Justice Department in 2016 while Obama was president who falsified evidence to a FISA court to frame Trump for treason.