Aaron Rodgers and COVID keep the news going
HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?
Green Bay Packers Aaron Rodgers after testing positive for Covid Friday admitted that he lied and didn't get vaccinated as he'd claimed. He took Ivermectin, thinking he'd be immunized by the horse medicine. The good news is, Aaron Rodgers is now cleared to play for the Colts or the Broncos.
Los Angeles grocery stores are reported packed all week by panic buying ahead of the holiday feasts coming up. The supermarkets cite an early run on turkeys. People in Los Angeles always look forward to dinner on Thanksgiving because it's the only time they ever get to see natural breasts.
Utah's Board of Regents gave in to woke pressure and agreed that Dixie College must change its name. Critics say it represents a time when people were treated like cattle and not allowed to be free. So the school has agreed to drop the offensive word and will now simply be known as Dixie.
The Harvard Review says that researchers there are using AI to help gastroenterologist obtain more accurate colon cancer readings from patient colonoscopies. Information matters. During my colonoscopy, I asked the doc to write a note to my girlfriend assuring her that my head is not up there.
The New York Jets home stadium crowd last week became the first NFL football fans to break into the loud vulgar crowd chant that slams President Biden. The great Democratic presidents are identifiable by their initials. First we had FDR, and then JFK and then LBJ, and today we have FJB.
President Biden and Kamala Harris slumped to an all-time low approval rating in a new USA Today poll. But to be fair, I'd like to point out the civics lesson they've taught every young person. If nothing else, Biden and Harris have proved it's still possible to sleep your way to the top in America.
The New York Post reports the British public is still talking about President Biden's visit with the Royals in Scotland last week. While Joe Biden was chatting with the Duchess Camilla, he broke wind long and loudly. It was the first time gas has been under three dollars since he became president.
The White House issued no comment Monday on reports of President Biden breaking wind in public at the summit. I'd like to think he was taking action against the methane proposals. Cattle ranchers only theorize it's impossible to limit cow flatulence, but Joe Biden demonstrates by example.
Los Angeles city workers by the thousands filled Grant Park to protest the federal mandate that all