Kyle Rittenhouse and the Jury plus Hoolywood by Argus Hamilton
HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?
The Kyle Rittenhouse jury entered the courtroom Friday and informed the judge they'd found the defendant not guilty on all counts, and the liberal cable news channels went berserk. I don't care what anybody says, I'm standing behind Kyle Rittenstanding house. It' a lot safer than in front of him.
The Tesla S self-driving mode by CNN. Someday somebody is causes while driving a self-driving to its destination via GPS. children will never forget when into the driveway.
The Hollywood Reporter noted movie studios next year plan to ensure a steady stream of profits by making movie sequels with updated plots. Seand nior citizens Mel Gibson Danny Glover have just agreed to make a new Lethal Weapon movie. The lethal weapon in question is a slippery bathtub.
Adele's interview with Oprah Winfrey preceded her concert from the Griffith Observatory last Sunday on CBS. Adele's singing inspired a man who'd been wheelchair-bound all his life to get up from his chair and walk for the first time. It was the only way he could get to the radio and turn it off.
Southern California wildlife officials expressed concern for the animals in the Santa Monica Mountains if a dry winter evaporates their water. Last week a coyote caused a panic wandering through UCLA. By the time the coyote was finished roaming around campus, he was $80,000 in debt.
The American Academy of Pediatrics says kids are exposed to forty thousand TV commercials a year and that kids under eight need protection from their harmful effects. I know they ruined me. When I was kid, I assumed that priests wore collars because it kills ticks and fleas for up to thirty days.
The Justice Department dispatched law enforcement officers to Wisconsin Friday in the wake of the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict to monitor protestors and was successfully tested going to die of natural ing car and it'll keep going It's a Thanksgiving the Grandmother comes rolling the supporters. It's eerie. There are so many federal agents in Kenosha tonight you would think there was a school board meeting going on.
Kyle Rittenhouse's acquittal on all counts in Wisconsin sent the pundits at CNN and MSNBC into high dudgeon and insulted fury. It was an explainable screw-up. Rittenhouse was acquitted by a 12-0 jury vote Friday after the Postal Service failed to deliver the 200 mail-in guilty verdicts on time.
Kyle Rittenhouse spent the weekend recovering from his trial ordeal and weighing civil action lawsuit options along with his school-or-work life choices. I've just had a meeting at Paramount Studios where I pitched a movie that would star Alec Baldwin and Kyle Rittenhouse. It's a can't miss!
Virginia law school professor Jonathan Turley said Rittenhouse's claim that he acted in self-defense is a valid defense dating back to English Common law. At the least, Generation Z certainly got a crash course in the Law of the West. It states you should never bring a skateboard to a gunfight.
Business Insider quoted a broker on the New York Mercantile Exchange Friday who predicted that oil prices will hit two hundred dollars a barrel. Don't even ask what that would do to the price at the pump. Gas prices are so high they just checked into the Betty Ford Clinic, and got a group rate.
President Biden signed over power to the vice president Friday before going under anesthesia to have a colonoscopy procedure. It's exploratory. The good news is, the proctologists who explored the president's intestines said Joe's healthy, the bad news is, they found another Hunter Biden laptop.
CBS News aired the video when huge bags of cash were dumped all over the northbound lanes of the San Diego Freeway near San Diego on Friday. It stopped traffic, emptied cars and set off a mad scramble for the cash scattered everywhere. Biden's Border Stimulus Plan seems to be working.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.