Guymon Daily Herald

Chris Wallace stepping down

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HOLLYWOOD--God Bless America, and how's everybody?

Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace announced he is leaving Fox News after eighteen years on the air. Chris didn't sexually harass staffers, never masturbate­d on Zoom and never groped colleagues at office parties, he's simply known for honest and fair-minded reporting. So he had to go.

Nativity Scenes popped up on church lawns all over

Los Angeles this week. Kids see them with fresh eyes. When

I was a kid, I always wondered if the one Wise Man who brought gold to the Baby Jesus ended up doing a lot better in life than the other two who brought him frankincen­se and myrrh.

The National Retail Federation monitored retail sales last week and concluded Americans are on track to set a new holiday sales record this year. I plan to stay up all night Friday so I can get to the Beverly Center mall when it opens at seven on Saturday morning. I want to beat the flash mobs.

The Hollywood Reporter noted that Hollywood's elite lost again with Jussie Smollett's verdict last week after they endorsed his hate crime hoax. The elite are thirsting for revenge. I'm dreaming of white Christmas, but I'm keeping my mouth shut about it so I don't get linked to Kyle Rittenhous­e.

Jussie Smollett's trial shows the chasm between Los Angeles and America. When Jussie testified he paid Nigerian body builders $3,500 to sell him cocaine, beat him up and have bathhouse sex with him, Americans were horrified. When L.A. heard the testimony, we thought $3,500 sounded about right.

The Weather Channel reported a huge band of tornadoes, lightning storms and thundersto­rms swept the Midwest and Middle South. Let's get honest. Mother Nature needs once and for all to stop with all the tornadoes, hurricanes, hailstorms and brushfires and accept the 2020 election results.

 ?? ?? Argus Hamilton
Argus Hamilton

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