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BEVERLY HILLS--God bless America, and how's everybody?
Taco Bell unveiled a first-of-its kind customer subscription promotion Thursday which will be closely watched by the rest of the fast food industry. It's sure to be popular. For ten dollars you get to eat a burrito every day for thirty days, and for twenty dollars you don't have to eat anything at all.
Variety reported movie stars are posting videos of themselves getting vaccinated to encourage the public to do likewise.
Tom Cruise went into a walk-in vaccination clinic in Brentwood
Friday and asked for a booster.
So the doctor lifted him up under his armpits and set him on a raised cushion.
Los Angeles reported a shortage of city workers due to the pandemic, but not all absences were due to Covid. Last week while road crews were trimming trees on Sunset Boulevard, I saw a city worker jamming downed branches into the woodchopper with his foot. This guy now works at IHOP.
Staples office supply reports they are selling a lot more home and business planning calendars for 2022 than last year, indicating public optimism that life will be returning to normal. My calendar shows Sunday was Science Fiction Day. Its purpose is to raise awareness of global warming.
New York City's new mayor is warring with the Manhattan DA's refusal to prosecute crimes of poverty. The town's gone insane. In New York, at breakfast time you can rob a bank, and be released without bail at lunchtime, but at dinnertime you cannot eat at McDonald's without a vaccination card.
Hunter Biden's ex-wife Kathleen's memoir of their failed marriage is published in June. She wrote he spent their money on drugs, hookers, alcohol, and strip clubs. Forget your cell phone coverage, 5G refers to the amount of blow Hunter did when he heard his ex-wife was writing a tell-all.
President Biden's approval hit a low Monday as his vaccination policy faltered, his ambitious legislative agenda sank, the Supreme Court struck down his mandates, and inflation hit a forty-year high. Joe must drop Build Back Better for Trump Back on Twitter. It's his only chance of reelection.
House Democrats determined to keep January 6th alive are set to probe Trump for inciting an insurrection. The story loses steam as it travels west. By the time it gets to L.A., Congress is probing Trump for getting excited over an erection, and we think, who wouldn't be excited at age seventyfive.
The White House was unable to say Thursday as to the month and date on which President Biden will deliver his State of the Union speech to Congress. The Supreme Court ruled against Joe Biden 6-3 on Thursday. Experts agree this is the worst thing to happen to the Biden Administration all week.
The Supreme Court on Thursday decided to strike down President Biden's authority to order large U.S. corporations to require their employees to get vaccinated. The opponents of getting vaccinated are a hearty breed. Two death row inmates in Oklahoma requested a firing squad instead.
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reacted to the Supreme Court ruling saying they will continue to encourage vaccine mandates. Joe Biden wasn't alarmed by the six-to-three vote against him, and refused to concede defeat. He's still waiting for the postman to deliver the mail-in opinions.
President Biden's poll numbers took a hit over his faltering Covid policies Monday. His White House made plans to mail five hundred million home testing kits to Americans but no plan to distribute the viral treatment pills. Laurel and Hardy looked better pushing that piano up the staircase.
Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to her own cell after her conviction for pimping underage girls for Jeffrey Epstein and his unnamed powerful political friends. She knows them all. Next week, I fully expect to hear that Ghislaine Maxwell just died in her jail cell from a self-inflicted missile strike.