Cowboys, Niners meet again in NFL postseason
HOLLYWOOD --- God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Dallas Cowboys play the San Francisco 49ers Sunday in an
NFL playoff game. The rivalry is also a culture war. If you walk by a sports bar in San Francisco Sunday and hear people inside yelling, screw the cowboys, you can’t really be sure if they’re watching the playoff game or Brokeback Mountain.
Journal Pediatrics recommended play dates for kids to help them build valuable social skills. Back when Baby Boomers were children, we didn’t have play dates. Our parents locked us out of the house until dark and the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysteries, just like Mother Nature intended.
President Biden honored the NBA champion Golden State Warriors in a White House ceremony Tuesday. It so happens that the president has a basketball goal in his driveway at home in Delaware above the garage door. The goal is only six feet off the ground so Hunter’s business partners can dunk.
The White House urged reporters to be patient with the Biden documents search on Tuesday. It’s bearing fruit. Biden’s lawyers have been scouring the garage, the home and the private office for a week, and so far they’ve found Obama’s birth certificate, Jimmy Hoffa and Joe Biden’s brain in a jar.
President Biden told reporters last week he was surprised by the news of classified documents on his properties. The moment that Joe got the news that his home was being searched for top secret papers, he acted immediately. Biden picked up the phone and said operator, what is the number for 911?
The Justice Department said Tuesday they’re considering sending in FBI agents to search Biden’s property for classified documents.
Joe is still very worried about Covid. That’s why he’s ordered all FBI agents who are searching his Delaware house and car garage to wear an N95 mask over their eyes.
President Biden met reporters at the White House Tuesday but he refused to take questions about Top Secret documents in his garage. Joe doesn’t look worried. Unless the Chinese think to check inside the glove compartment, he’s confident they’ll never get their hands on the pink slip to his Corvette.
The White House referred all questions about Biden’s documents scandal to the Special Counsel who referred all questions to the Justice Department who referred all questions back to the White House. The circular flow accelerates. I’m glad Biden has a basement because this is how tornadoes start.
President Biden wandered off the Teleprompter during his speech Tuesday to take on Congress in their desire to rein in federal spending. He might have used the wrong word when he declared that Republican House Members are fiscally demented. It wouldn’t be funny except he said it six times.
Kevin McCarthy said George Santos will receive committee assignments despite calls for him to resign. On his campaign bio, Santos lied about his work history, he lied about his education and he even lied that he was Jewish. If liars’ pants really caught on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
Texas finished constructing its container wall to try to block the flood of illegal aliens. New York is putting them up in luxury hotels. Oh give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and Donald Trump will provide you with shampoo, maid service and a mint on your pillow.
The U.S. Treasury is scheduled to run out of money today, forcing Congress to either cut spending or raise the debt limit. I would say some budget items deserve special mention. Last year the Postal Service lost over seven billion dollars, making it by far the most profitable branch of the U.S. government.