KFC Foundation giving eligible employees tuition-free education
RANCHO MIRAGE --- God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Kentucky Fried Chicken officials announced Tuesday that the KFC Foundation will offer tuition-free college education for eligible KFC employees starting in February. It’s noteworthy that Colonel Sanders never stored his secret blend of eleven herbs and spices in a garage. That’s why it’s still a secret.
The Palm Springs Film Festival premiered 80 after Brady starring Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Sally Field and Rita Moreno about four octogenarian Tom Brady fanatics. He’s been their favorite player ever since they were little girls. Tom Brady is the last man drafted by both the NFL and the Union Army.
King Charles announced his coronation in May will celebrate England’s new diversity. London today is a mix of native Christian Britons, Moslem families from Pakistan and Hindus from India. The Bible and the Koran both teach us to love one another, while the Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
The Daily Mail reported that transgender activists are now demanding that Aretha Franklin’s classic You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman be taken off Spotify. They say it’s offensive to the trans community. The Left won’t be happy until A Boy Named Sue is every grade school’s fight song.
The White House reached a compromise with NATO partners Wednesday on supplying military aid to the war zone. The western allies launched a twopronged deployment to try to put an end to all the bloodshed. The U.S. sent Abrams tanks to Ukraine and Germany sent Leopard tanks to California.
The Los Angeles Police Department reported a sharp increase in shootings, home burglaries and carjacking this year. It so happens my dog was just kidnapped. I received a note telling me to go to West Hollywood Park, go to the hollowed-out log bench, and leave ten thousand dollars or a dozen eggs.
The FBI found more classified documents in Biden’s home Monday and Mike Pence admitted to having classified material on top of the documents seized at Mar-a-Lago. By now it’s obvious our country’s leaders need a better work-life balance. It seems they’re all taking their work home with them.
Mike Pence wound up in hot water holding classified documents Tuesday. His name gets added to the list of Trump aides in legal trouble, with Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Steve Bannon, Michael Cohen and Trump’s business CPA. If Trump had really wanted Hillary in jail, he should have hired her.
Don Rickles recalls his career in Dinner with Don, a special shot before his death five years ago, now streaming on Fox News. His death drew a nice eulogy from President Trump. He rose to the top of his profession by merrily insulting blacks, gays, Hispanics, Asians and women, and so did Rickles.
The Hill noted the Emerson Poll Tuesday showing Trump leading Biden by four points in a 2024 matchup. Trump has said nothing for a month and he’s gained nine points. It’s a blueprint telling Trump to lay low and let everybody imagine the tax cuts, the border wall, and beautiful female accusers.
President Biden was found Monday to have taken home classified documents when he was a U.S. Senator on top of the VP documents in his garage and policy office. He has a failsafe strategy to avoid impeachment and removal. He’s encouraging Kamala to make as many speeches as possible and ad lib.
The Border Patrol reported seizing eighteen pounds of methamphetamine at the Yuma border checkpoint. The popularity of this cheap speedy drug is both influencing and coarsening our culture at the same time. Paula Deen used to be the South’s favorite cooking show, but now it’s Breaking Bad.
Forbes magazine says the stock market had it worst year since the market crashed fourteen years ago, as the tech sector is reeling. Analysts say it’s a perfect time for cash-heavy takeover specialists to buy up failing companies and turn them around. Yesterday, Elon Musk purchased California for $7.63.