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Nobel Prize winners won’t mind late call

- JUDITH MARTIN

Dear Miss Manners:

Is it appropriat­e for the Nobel Committee to call prize winners at all hours of the night in order to inform them of their award?

I understand that the Nobel Prize is very important, but it seems to me that it does not qualify as an emergency, and I assume that prize winners are busy people who may be expected to give lectures the next morning.

Also, I think that the Nobel Committee can be expected to be aware of time zone difference­s. Gentle Reader:

Probably the Nobel Committee can figure out the time difference. But Miss Manners warns you that you are suggesting that they deprive themselves of half the fun in giving out the prizes.

The routine is that some physicist or chemist who leads a quiet academic life is startled awake by the telephone, only to assume that a merry colleague or cheeky student has pried into his or her dreams and is ridiculing those secret fantasies.

“You can’t fool me,” says the winner crossly. “That fake accent of yours is terrible.”

“What is it, dear?” asks the sleepy spouse. “It’s a hoax.” “How do you know?” Meanwhile, the Nobel Committee representa­tive, who has been through all this before, is hugely enjoying the situation while reassuring the winner that the dream has really come true.

As for the next morning’s lecture, you needn’t worry. Everyone in the Dear Miss Manners:

When my girlfriend and I were walking into the supermarke­t, a man walking in the other direction (leaving) said hello to my girlfriend as he came abreast of her. He didn’t say hello to us as a couple, but only to her.

She returned the hello, and continued walking with me into the supermarke­t.

I think it’s inappropri­ate for a woman to reply. I think if a woman is walking with her man, she should ignore another man’s hello because she is in my company, and it is disrespect­ful to do so.

Am I being too sensitive, or was it disrespect­ful for her to reply? Gentle Reader:

Too sensitive? To the lady’s feelings, or to those of her acquaintan­ce whom you want her to snub?

And for that matter, what about some respect for Miss Manners and the noble discipline she represents? Did you think she would encourage your lack of respect for these people, and supply ammunition with which you could further insult the lady while claiming respect for yourself? Visit Miss Manners at missmanner­s.com, where you can send her your questions. Universal Uclick for UFS

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lab will be swilling champagne, and no lectures will be given that day.

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