Trump dog stunt shows impeachment is ruff
Kathleen Parker says the president has trivialized the Medal of Honor with his use of a canine distraction to muffle troublesome headlines.
When you’re on your last leg, when your colleagues have turned tail, when the House of Representatives passes the rules under which you will almost certainly be impeached — you have to be creative.
Thus, it came to pass that Donald Trump, the first president in 120 years to not have a dog, created a national hero in the canine Conan, who cornered Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, whereupon the kingpin committed suicide.
Conan is, no doubt, a hero. Indeed, this particular pooch is coming to the White House soon for a hero’s welcome — because that’s how barking mad this president has become.
Don’t get me wrong. I love dogs. But this isn’t really about the dog. As always, it’s about Trump. Question: What do we know about Trump? He craves attention.
What will he do to get attention? Anything. When things start going south for Trump, what does he routinely do? Creates a distraction. Even roll out the red carpet for a dog? Yes!
When killing Baghdadi wasn’t sufficient to distract Americans from impeachment, it became obvious that Trump needed something even bigger. But what? Another question: What do Americans love more than baseball? Someone surely whispered in his ear: Dogs, sir.
Trump the germaphobe doesn’t seem to love dogs, but Trump the branding president loves a winning idea. He must have felt lucky last week when he spied a doctored photo of himself draping a blue ribbon with a medal attached around Conan’s neck. Naturally, he posted it to his Twitter feed Wednesday with the caption “AMERICAN HERO.”
The image had been edited by The Daily Wire, and clearly in good fun. The original photo, taken at a 2017 Medal of Honor ceremony, showed Trump and the actual award recipient, whose face was later replaced with Conan’s. Whatever Trump intended in posting the photo, it worked. For at least a few days, Twitter was howling about little else.
The upside was: We got to talk about
our dogs! The downside: Trump was ridiculed for posting a doctored photo — and the first step of his impeachment won the day. Moral of the story: You can wag the dog if you want to, but you can’t dog the wags. Not for long, anyway.
Apparently pleased with the fake image, however, Trump intends to make it real. Conan is coming to the White House soon, says the president.
If this were really about Conan, I’d be setting the DVR, but we know otherwise. The honoring of Conan is the desperate measure of a man who has seen the end of his own tunnel — and there’s no pretty light. Nearly lost in all the canine clutter is the real American hero whose face was displaced by Conan’s — Vietnam War medic James McCloughan. He wasn’t offended by the edited photo, he said, but he’s not the sort to whine. Rather, he’s the sort to rush headlong into enemy fire to save wounded American soldiers.
That’s what a Medal of Honor represents. Exceptional bravery, risk to oneself in the service of others and the decision to sacrifice oneself if necessary to save another. For Trump to circulate a faked photo of himself seemingly bestowing the MOH on a dog trivializes the award, even if some recipients don’t mind.
Dog people may find some comic relief in reflecting on what dogs know. They can quickly assess when someone is not a good human. Trump may want to keep a respectful distance from Conan when he arrives — and hope our fearless fellow on four legs has already had his dinner.