A litany of White House retching points
Kathleen Parker says Trump still managed to engage in a war of words as he faces so many battles on so many fronts.
Joe Biden gave Donald Trump a gift last week when he engaged the president of the United States in a verbal slugfest, saying that if the two men were in high school, he’d take Trump out back and teach him a lesson.
Biden was clearly kidding, speaking off-the-cuff about Trump’s alleged mistreatment of women.
But Trump, never one to let an insult pass — and always eager to deflect attention from the chaos engulfing him — responded in kind.
Back and forth they went, hurling insults and behaving in the faux-masculine ways of teenagers staking out their corner of the parking lot, as though the future were secure and all that mattered were the size of one’s hands.
Meanwhile, in the grownup world: It was announced that two more key figures are leaving the White House — H.R. McMaster, national security adviser; and John Dowd, Trump’s top legal adviser in the Mueller investigation. And, the president hired John Bolton — former United Nations ambassador and, perhaps more important to Trump, veteran Fox News commentator — to replace McMaster.
Early Friday morning, Congress passed a spending bill and sent it to Trump for his signature, just in time to forestall a government shutdown. Trump had said he would sign it but woke up that morning to tweet that he might veto the bill. By mid-day Friday, he signed it.
Meanwhile, former Playboy bunny Karen McDougal sat down with CNN’s Anderson Cooper to discuss her affair with Trump before he became president. McDougal is seeking liberation from a $150,000 exclusive agreement she had with American Media Inc., which owns the National Enquirer, for her story, which was paid for but never run — a “catch and kill” story, ostensibly so that the tabloid owner, a Trump buddy, could protect the reality star.
Lurching right along, tout le monde was anticipating Sunday’s “60 Minutes” interview with the porn actress who calls herself Stormy Daniels. Presumably, she’s ready to dump the details of her own alleged affair with pre-President Trump and the apparent hush money Trump’s attorney paid her shortly before the 2016 election.
In yet another breaking development, a third woman, Summer Zervos, got the green light from a New York Supreme Court judge to pursue a defamation suit against the president for referring to her — among a dozen or so others who’ve accused Trump of sexual misconduct — as a liar.
It would seem that we have reached not a tipping but a retching point.
In the midst of so many meanwhiles, the Mueller investigation slogs along, searching for clues into the Trump campaign’s possible collusion with Russian operatives who tried to influence U.S. elections. Into this mess entered reports of Facebook’s lack of vigilance in protecting personal information from the data-mining company Cambridge Analytica, which helped the Trump campaign target voters with ads aimed right at their sweet spots.
Sit back down, please. I know you need an adult beverage, but there’s more.
Still ahead is the planned meeting with North Korea, for which Trump apparently wanted Bolton onboard. The hawkish Bolton, who previously has recommended pre-emptive strikes to de-nuclearize unpleasant nations, is hardly what you’d call a cool head. Reputed to share Trump’s my-way-oryou’re-dead-to-me approach to governance, Bolton also has recommended military action to achieve change in Iran.
By most accounts, Bolton doesn’t play well with others, though he and his mustache plainly have a special relationship.
To the despair expressed by those who learned something from our regime-change experiment in Iraq, one can only add tears, weeping for the loss of the few moderating voices who briefly surrounded the president. With the exception of Secretary of Defense James Mattis, who seems wisest in all ways, most others have abandoned ship, either through firing, resignation or gettin’ while the gettin’s good.
With so many battles on so many fronts, not to mention a possible tariff war and Thursday’s 700-plus-point market plunge, Trump still managed to find time to engage in a meaningless war of words, in the only combat theater this flat-footed deferred veteran has ever known.
Donald Trump — gladiator of earthly delights, hawker of shams and artist of lies — loves chaos, he has said. Well, then, he must be a very happy man. But one of these days, considering all of the above, something is going to blow up. Let’s hope it isn’t us.